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Increase Large Ship Speeds by Over 30%

05/12/2013 8:26 PM

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Re: increase large ship speeds by over 30 %

05/12/2013 8:45 PM

You could just flip the speedometer switch from Imperial to metric and it would appear that you are going faster.

It works for my wife. Driving 65 MPH is no problem but 100 KPH is way too fast for her.

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05/12/2013 11:01 PM

I'll take 5 gallons.

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05/12/2013 11:12 PM

That just outstripped the supply!

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05/12/2013 11:15 PM

Does that mean that I just cornered the market?

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05/12/2013 11:24 PM

Until Nelson Bunker Hunt outbids you, and Fredski gets filthy stinkin' rich!

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05/12/2013 11:30 PM

The Hunt boys can have their Ag, I'll take the golden fleece of HHO and unlimited wealth.

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05/12/2013 11:37 PM

Aarrghho!

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05/13/2013 3:40 AM

Oh, no. Not another use for Vectrol Paste and SSD solution.

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05/13/2013 4:16 AM
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05/13/2013 7:55 AM

You need to rephrase that; something like "Increase large ship speeds by up to 50%."

("Hey, I didn't say 50%, I said up to 50%.")

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05/13/2013 8:00 AM

Please send your price list to me at the following address:

Mr. Rubber Dinghy Arsole, 4,987,271 Shizen Strasse, Timbuktu, Somewhere in Africa.

Thanks a million!

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Re: Increase Large Ship Speeds by Over 30%

05/15/2013 3:11 PM

You got something to help me with a snake bite?

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05/15/2013 4:02 PM

VOODOO - Iced latte Take two doses orally every 20 minutes, until you don't care any more.

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05/15/2013 4:49 PM

I would try that before trying zinc acetate topical solution.

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