Can anyone please tell me where to learn how to make a steam engine. I need to know it all, I mean I understand how one works, but I do not understand how to design one to move a 250 lb. man and about 200 lbs. of framework in a town parade! See I own a machine shop and most of you I'm sure know that when your friends know this they think you can build anything,,,,,,,LOL,,,,,,I tell them all the time, "I only walk on water when it rains" but still when they come up with an idea guess who they know that can make it,,,,,,lol,,,,,,,,lol,,,,,I'm just an average machinist at best, I do have CNC Mills but all the rest of my stuff is manual. So knowing what I have to work with, can some of you folks direct me in the right direction.
PS,,,,if they keep messing with me, I'm gonna give them one like I made in science class in High School using a candle and tell them,,,"oh, is this not big enough?",,,,,,,,lol