Zoonlion Truck Mounted Concrete Pump 5th Boom Damaged

I would of guessed a herd of rampaging unicorns, but asteroid works too..

"How do you find your way to work each day?"

By riding on the back of a rampaging unicorn, of course......

You seem to break a lot of stuff. You never give any info or reply to those who answer you.

I suggest you move to an unpopulated area, move into a cave, eat wild berries and then maybe you'll stop breaking everything you work on touch.

I used to keep a list of the most ridiculous, idiotic, juvenile posters who came here to waste our time.

I have a new candidate for the #1 dumb poster award. Can you guess who that might be and what the probable cause is?

hmmmmm, this is a tough one..... I'll say fillet 76 and the reason being "Dear all, I broke my stuff, what could have caused this?"

Was I right? Did I win a prize? Or was the correct answer Del The Cat for "My bow exploded, what caused it" thread? (Just kidding Del, love your posts)

UHm..........................the unicorn?

No! Wait.......the asteroid?!

Keep going. You get unlimited guesses.

Is this a trick question? What could be dumber than a rock?

Don't make me say it.

Rocks have enough smarts to just lay there and keep quiet.

Some posters just aren't that smart. They even come back and prove it.

I have to go do something constructive for awhile.

Asteroids don't lay there and keep quiet, and they are still rocks. It's a trick question! Not fair.

My good man!

You may very well hear from the ASPCA^*.

As you can see here, "Thus the term asteroid has come increasingly to refer specifically to the small bodies of the inner Solar System out to the orbit of Jupiter"

From Asteroid - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

To call an asteroid a,a,,,a mere rock is the lowest for of insult to the lofty, space bound asteroid.

What do you call an asteroid that hits the earth? Hemorrhoid?

^{* _{American Society For the Prevention of Cruelty to Asteroids.}}

What do you call an asteroid that hits the Earth? A very naughty rock.

Or maybe an astro-naughty rock.

"I suggest you move to an unpopulated area, move into a cave, eat wild berries and then maybe you'll stop breaking everything you work on touch."

That won't work. He will poke his eye out with stick just before he breaks the stick.

He'll poke his eye out with a stick while stooping over to nibble on berries, never thinking to use his hands to gather them first.

Wait, how would he know what berries are?

See a doctor right away. You may have stickineysis and blue-berry-berry.

Would that invoke another question for the forum?

Maybe, because he works for people who never heard of us, and HE did hear of us, THEY think he's a fix-it-all genius. Stupid people he works for, if that's the case. But this is a case of "Now, WHY do we answer his questions, again?"

I have to add water to my swimming pool every few days, especially during the summer months. Please advise the probable cause/possibilities of the water going down.

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No unicorns here. We use LynDoor™Industries Unicorn-B-Gone spray and spikes.

Oddly enough it must work on elephants, too. Never seen one of those around here either.

OK, it's a choice between this, cutting the grass or cleaning out my sock drawer. So far, this is more fun.

There are also no children running through the house trying to kill each other, right now.

Think I'll enjoy the quiet here at the keyboard for awhile.

Odd. TCMTech industries just picked up a multi dollar contract to produce GMO elephants and unicorns that are to be 100% spike as spray repellent resistant by 2014.

We will also be launching the hybrid series of Elicorns and Uniphants some time later once we get the spontaneous combustion/explosion gene coding issue under better control.

Until then please continue to use our flying pigs as a substitute.

Please hurry that along.

I've just gotten an order for 10,000 Uniphant horns from a Southeast Asian distributor, and may also need a couple hundred gallons of Elicorn bile for the same customer.

While you're at it, can you put more horns on a single animal than just one.

Maybe something like this: Only bigger?

Yes we can but you will need some level of radiation shielding when handling them.

The last multi horned flying uniphant when supercritical while over russia a while back and blew out windows for miles around so be prepared.

Maybe I'll wait for the beta version.

I too have been working GMO with unicorns and cattle..

I can't seem to get it right. I need to rehome them now. They are carnivorous and semi-aquatic (love swimming Pools), I think I'll let them go in Arizona.

Nearly everybody in Arizona carries a gun. We just shoot things we don't understand, or like.

It's being splashed out of it by all those incoming asteriods.

Here is the O.P. in a nutshell :

Dear All,

I broke, bent, or screwed up all of the following, a cable drum, 5th boom of zoomlion truck mounted concrete pump, Cincinnati-1250 CNC machine module, Terex RT-665 top boom bending, crack in twin screw extruder machine, air end male/female rotor wear & tear, alternator stator winding burnt, reverse power in gas and diesel genset, main circiut breaker got faulty, camshaft failure OR damaged camshaft, 60 kVA, Himoinsa D/G genset failure, and a cranshaft of JGS-320.

Why did this happen? I also need to Convert 1.5 Million K Cal to Litres.

Exactly what field of work is this guy in? Construction, manufacturing, power generation???????

It might be funny, except for the fact that this joker is probably getting paid to fix these items, while being completely ignorant of the subjects at hand.

How does one get such a job, I wonder???????????????????????

Insurance.

I don't know what specifically caused the problem, but you just might need a bigger boom truck, but don't quote me on that....

Tell the driver to put the boom down before driving under the bridge. Seriously what's the next question, nobody takes me seriously, what is the cause?

I found a picture of the incident, once again he has the type of damage and vehicle type incorrect!!

I would say.... OPERATOR ERROR!!!

I prefer Pliny the Elder for tests like this, or maybe Lagunitas IPA or Little Sumpin. at 8 to 9.5 % ethanol they'll lube up the testers faster.

Pliny the Elder and Little Sumpin at any compound rations of Cologne Spirits (it has a much more rapid inclusion to the red cells) are Ok. No, No, No to Lagunitas IPA. IPA ( sec-propyl alcohol) is fine for the dermatological applications, but have you ever tasted the stuff? It is real rot gut stuff! Man, it tastes as bad as my mother-in-laws cookin'!

Primary reason, besides the taste is that it takes longer to get a buzz from it than from the associated Methanol and Ethanol. As we all know Methanol is a silent killer, just like a hand gun with a silencer (no offense intended gun lovers) therefore it must be eliminated as a suitable substitute. Ethanol is an temporary killer, if acetylsalicylic acid is available for rapid ingestion its effects are lessened. This is acceptable if administered in a oral manner.

The toxicity of IPA (for those doctorial chemists) is:

Around 15 g of isopropyl alcohol can have a toxic effect on a 70 kg human if left untreated.^[16] However, it is not nearly as toxic as methanol or ethylene glycol. Isopropyl alcohol does not cause an anion gap acidosis (in which a lowered blood serum pH causes depletion of bicarbonate anion) unlike ethanol and methanol. Isopropyl alcohol does however, produce an osmolal gap between the calculated and measured osmolalities of serum, as do the other alcohols. Overdoses may cause a fruity odor on the breath as a result of its metabolism to acetone, which is further metabolized to produce the nutrients acetate and glucose.^[17] Isopropyl alcohol is oxidized to form acetone by alcohol dehydrogenase in the liver.

Now everyone on CR4 knows what a osmolal gap is so that it won't be expanded upon exponentially.

As a substitute for Lagunitas IPA perhaps a suitable substitute could be a rather smooth Kentuckian by the name of Jim Beam. He might be able to bring along a Wild Turkey for everyone to taste a bite of it. Perhaps he might even bring his Colt 45 to demonstrate its formidable forward mass propulsion torque ratings. Transportation on a Cutty Sark could probably be arranged from the Canadian Club.

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Looking forward to you communication,

Good Luck, Old Salt