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Caption This for 04/08/11

Posted April 07, 2011 4:45 PM by Sharkles
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04/07/2011 6:58 PM

O.J. quips - way too easy, and way too much fun, so let's all go completely nuts!

He was a hero of mine in in his younger days, UCLA, Heisman trophy winner, leading rusher for the Bills, some half - assed action movie portrayals etc. loads of moola - WTF?

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04/07/2011 8:04 PM

They called the product "orange crush".

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04/07/2011 10:43 PM

With Kids getting smarter all the time, Dad wondered why he could never find his workshop attachments anymore!!
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04/07/2011 10:51 PM

Orange Torture...
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04/08/2011 10:28 AM

Give us your seeds...
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04/08/2011 3:39 AM

The next step in Development will be to make this Orange Crusher clockwork...

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04/08/2011 11:21 AM

Do I detect a hint of 'clockwork orange' ?

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04/18/2011 6:09 AM

More than a hint, I thought. Obviously too subtle (or too ancient?!) for some....

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04/14/2011 2:25 AM

Development Team

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04/08/2011 8:12 AM

Orange-U-Glad-U-Have-A-Clamp

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04/08/2011 8:30 AM

Public exicution after the "orange revolution."

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04/08/2011 8:35 AM

Two scenes deleted from "Johnny Dangerously"...

1. Joe Piscopo interrogating Michael Keaton:

"So dis is what happens to ya if ya don't cooperate wit us, see? Den Five Fingers Louie here will take ya out to da dump, where we put all da other bums dat don't cooperate wit us. Whatdaya tink about dat, huh? You ready to talk now, you worthless piece of..."

2. Joe Piscopo, upon seeing what Michael Keaton has planned for him:

"My mudder tried to squeeze my head like dat...once."

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04/08/2011 9:11 AM

All that work to get the orange in the vice and the screw ran out of threads just after making contact and squeezing out a sip of juice. Now take the orange back out and move the armature into the next notch and repeat.

Somewhere out there I am sure that someone is lobbying for the federal government to select this as the "greenest" method and require everyone to switch to utilize it for producing fruit juice!

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04/08/2011 10:26 AM

Crank up the Juice!
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04/08/2011 11:38 AM

Vitamin C-clamp
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04/08/2011 11:58 AM

This is what happened to agent orange when he decided to leave the service.

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04/08/2011 11:59 AM

Can't an orange have any privacy while urinating?

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04/08/2011 12:01 PM

He saw his brother in arms blown in half and instantly wet himself.

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04/08/2011 4:17 PM

Experimental cellulite treatment puts the squeeze on and the vitamin out.

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04/11/2011 1:50 PM

Oh no her water broke!!!

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04/11/2011 1:53 PM

What did the girl orange say to her boyfriend orange?

When I'm with you my juices start flowing.

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04/11/2011 1:55 PM

Is it normal for early morning pee to be so orange?

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04/11/2011 3:11 PM

Horizontally healthy and fortified with Iron.

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04/13/2011 11:18 PM

Ya know... If you were to use a hypodermic needle to inject the vodka, it would not be so messy.

The favorite tool in my tool box? A portable Screwdriver of course.
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07/09/2011 12:39 PM

if you give 10,0000 monkeys 10,0000 clamps they will make juice

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