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Caption This for 04/15/11

Posted April 14, 2011 4:45 PM by Sharkles

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04/14/2011 4:50 PM

Single in search of compatible female, age unimportant, for dining out movies, maybe more?

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04/14/2011 6:14 PM

"Zombie Hookers"! Coming soon to a theater near you!

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04/15/2011 9:07 AM

HEY!!! WE ARE NOT ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!

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04/14/2011 6:17 PM

Presenting to you the new ToRtUrE clothing line!

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04/14/2011 7:15 PM

Lady GaGa stacked look.

Or Brick House.

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04/14/2011 7:29 PM

Somewhere there is a village idiot that feels that his job position is being threatened by a more qualified person.

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04/14/2011 7:33 PM

Introducing the Michelen tire mans arch nemesis Sharp jagged edge girl.

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04/14/2011 10:45 PM

Its the Domino-trix!

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04/14/2011 11:21 PM

Today during practice at the newly paved Daytona International Speedway, IdyCar driver Danica Patrick flipped her car an incredible 3 times each time landing squarely on it top. Danica is quoted as say "I don't know why but my seatbelt would loosen a little with each flip" and she is seen here on the mandatory trip to the infield care center. We understand that she may have suffered some dental problems such that her team used some bear-bond to help ease any embarrassment during her trip to the care center.The "Go Daddy Girl" has been know to earn more money from the sponsor and the semi-provocative commercials than from all the races she has entered. Perhaps, after todays incident, she may also pick up sponsorship from QuikCrete for all the exposure this picture will receive.

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04/15/2011 3:32 AM

Air Berlin Stewardess/black box.

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04/15/2011 4:20 AM

Government specifications for compulsory evolution.

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04/15/2011 5:36 AM

Nice legs; shame about the face.

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04/15/2011 6:35 AM

In the News Today: Magic Tricks Gone Wrong.

Magician Chris Angle succeeded in cutting his assistant in several pieces but was not able to put here back together. His solution was to leave her in the box and remove the sides until he can figure this out.

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04/15/2011 7:03 AM

The boxy look is sooooo yesterday. This poor girl needs to go on a diet!

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04/15/2011 8:12 AM

"Costume Night" at my house. My wife is NEVER happy.

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04/15/2011 5:35 PM

Just be yourself .

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04/15/2011 8:16 AM

Before You today Ladies and Gentlemen - the all new SKI pneumatic gripper/feeder jaw concept!

And coming up next, for your amazement - the hydraulic nut compressor!

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04/15/2011 8:37 AM

"green"construction practices take a bold leap foreward with mobile construction bricks

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04/15/2011 8:44 AM

Lawyers for Oreo brand cookies declined to comment as a lawsuit is before the courts.

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04/15/2011 8:50 AM

"Any idiot with a sketch pad, does not a designer make."

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04/15/2011 8:51 AM

Due to a recent increase in injury rates the federal government has mandated new safety equipment to be used in all mosh-pits.

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04/15/2011 9:11 AM

Wheredja find the picture of my ex???

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04/15/2011 9:48 AM

I simply got TOO drunk last night;

Imagine my surprise when I woke up.

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04/15/2011 10:41 AM

Whoa! Is She STACKED!

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AWWWWW She's a brick.... house ....na na na

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04/15/2011 11:59 AM

Announcer: Here we have Eva in a novel new little black cocktail table dress. Doesn't she look stunned (oops no wait a minute), stunted (damn it), stifled (Ack), lovely in this new creation.

Announcer through muffled microphone: What drug was this designer taking? It can't be coke. Her hair would just brush those lines off of the table. What do you mean they can hear me..

Announcer: Next in the Anime dream fashion collection....

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04/15/2011 12:24 PM

When user English Rose turned up at the CR4 Annual Dinner bash, she certainly turned a few heads.....

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04/15/2011 1:24 PM

The new Lego Woman?

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04/15/2011 1:33 PM

"Thank you for auditioning for the Stacy's Chips spokesperson, but we're afraid you misunderstood our product."

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04/15/2011 3:41 PM

As thick as three bricks are wide.

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04/15/2011 3:51 PM

Really, really, really hip fashion.

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04/15/2011 4:02 PM

W-WHAT? Three hundred and ninety five dollars for THAT???

Ummm -- you know, it kinda makes you look fat, are you sure you want it?

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04/15/2011 4:28 PM

Alright, this isn't funny anymore! Somebody help me-e-e-eee!!!!

I have to pee and I can't fit in the stall!

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04/15/2011 5:32 PM

I know the designer and he sounded like you: "Somebody help me-e-e-eee!!!!"

I showed mercy and gave him his medication and he came up with this:

The Human Pillbox:

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04/16/2011 12:14 AM

Alright, I'm a whiny baby. Aren't we all at some point? Maybe I'm the only one.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again.........I'd rather be fuqed with on CR4 than play freecell or internet checkers.

Sometimes winning gets boring.....................just ask roger or Charlie Sheen.

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04/15/2011 4:36 PM

After drinking too much at the party the night before and sleeping with a complete stranger, young Bambi felt as if she had been played like an accordion.

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04/15/2011 4:37 PM

Ummm, somebody help...

Pleeeeaaaasssseeeee...

my nose itches...

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04/15/2011 5:04 PM

Simply slide the packing rings off your Adam & Eve New generation party doll, and it is ready to fulfill your fantasies.

We apologize that the faces are backordered indefinitely.

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04/15/2011 5:51 PM

Mm, I'm affraid you didn't look closely, those are not packing rings but gender selection dials.

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04/15/2011 5:17 PM

If her boyfriend agreed to take her shopping for matching shoes, he deserves whatever misery he gets.

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04/15/2011 5:40 PM

She can't speak, but her eyes tell you:

Ugh, my niples itch !!

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04/15/2011 6:25 PM

After 14 hours of surgery, Michael Jacksons plastic surgeon declared the work done on Cousin It to be his masterpiece, except for the lisp.

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04/15/2011 7:50 PM

Fweeet! Nice Legos!

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04/15/2011 10:17 PM

Once we realized that human evolution wasn't moving as fast as anticipated, we incorporated the help of fashion designers to give it a jump start.

Don't we look smart?

The scrary part is........this looks like an actual fashion show.

Please supply the link. I think I may be a fashion genious. I tried to send my wife to work in spray painted cardboard four years ago and she thought I was nuts.

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04/15/2011 11:19 PM

Sharkles' fantasy girlfriend finally revealed to all of us, during yet another of one of his wet dreams. Keep reaching for the top, S!

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Funny - I thought Sharkles is a girl....

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04/18/2011 6:15 AM

Following worldwide condemnation of the starving waif look, the fashion industry was forced to ensure and demonstrate that all its models got three square meals a day.

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04/18/2011 6:18 AM

Cha-Cha, the latest "hot thang" design cited medieval punishment methods as his major artistic influence. Interviewed yesterday from his personal iron maiden, he said, "I find stocks, yokes and scold's tongues highly emotive and erotic. I wanted to bring a little of that magic into the high street."

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04/23/2011 6:57 PM

"I know it's uncomfortable, darling, but you can't cook and don't clean so the least you can do is store my cassette tapes"

"Muuhh moo"

"What was that, honey?"

"Muuuhhh mooohh!"

"I love you too sweetie, now could you please turn around? I'm in the mood for some 'Back in Black'."

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07/09/2011 12:35 PM

bride of frankensteins cousin popped in for a visit

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