How to Make Your Smartphone the Most Important Tool in Your Toolbox [DIY]

With all that on board, why are they still called "phones"?

So you can call your wife about the newest addition while you work out dimensions at the same time. In all seriousness though, if your phone has the functionality to do all these things, why not take advantage of it?

as a phone? I'm sorry, thats not included in your current plan, you'll have to upgrade to the "Everytime, Every minute, ^{Sporadic Service} , Every Dollar we can get from you plan".

Its only $19.99 more a month. which brings us to ....ah,..lets see......... only $127.57 a month. ^{Remember this does not include surcharges, taxes, service fees and special fees that I may have forgotten.}

"Shall I put this order in for you, sir?" ^{spoken with a strong indian accent.}