Caption This for 10/19/12

We can help, but your have to supply more information about the process?

I thought it was some sort of ergonomic stapler.

Drink's holder fail.

Looks like a humanoid "nut" cracker.

That's more painful than I thought.

It'd be even more painful if they designed it correctly. Check the subject's reaction thru the process:

I think AH has you covered.

The model needs a little body work..........maybe a bit more plastic in a COUPLE of other places.

knocker on empty wall, cannot see the sign, "Knock here and a complaint department representative will be with you shortly"

door knocker?

I suspect it's a gripper for round tuits.

@ffej and WAWAUS It is "caption this" not "what is it"

Another case of "caption this" that should be "what is it."

Anyway, i'll give it a shot:

"A signal indicator placed at the door similar to a tie. Leave in upright position if you have company."

Cont'd : " It will automatically return to the default position after 2.5 minutes, reflecting your stamina level ".

If its up don't come in the dorm my girl is here. Down its ok to enter.

Happy Flushing !

Oh come on. It's just a modern ergonomic door handle/latch.

Ergonomic??? Are you having a laugh? They better not put those on the "pull" side of a door, since anyone with arthritis won't bet able to use it. And why is it mounted in the middle of the door and not at the edge furthest from the hinge?

Pah!

Because it was supposed to be a hinge, (badly designed and worse placed though).

Griselda found mounting her "rough heel" tool to the wall using 3M's guiness Record holder PR100 glue made deal with cracked heels much easier.

Nut cracker? - sweet!

Proof faux leather gives that "touch of class" to anything......

I knew a gal like that... each hip resided in different zip codes.

To think that this would have been a good answer if I hadn't considered it off topic! ;o(

"it is really remarkable how far the human skin will stretch without bursting"

Exactly right. It says in the Bible: Moses tied his ass to a tree a walked 40 miles.

Look Honey..we're gonna make a million...I dun invented a new fangled clothespin.

Wife to husband...

"Honey, I really need a glass of wine. Can you get the opener? Oh, wait! I forgot to tell you! Ummmm, I needed to drill a pilot hole and, ummm, I couldn't find the key to your workshop."

Very funny amigo ! I predict different versions of this joke to appear at times in these threads.

Really cute and I am going to give you a thumbs up.

Wow, I can't believe I got 10 GAs for this. Thanks.

Those 10 are from your meeting participants.

"hey Joe, nice to see ya - how's it hangin?"

A dollar store:________________________? ^{(please fill in the blanks)}

This thing needs viagra.

1. A Solution in search of a Problem.

[Well, not 'in search of,' really. More like 'lying in wait for, hoping no one will notice meanwhile and post a pic on some engineering forum somewhere in a furtive, last-ditch effort to ascertain its true identity, however unwittingly.']

2. An existential manifestation of the effect of someone having 'gotten a handle on' something. This particular model folds out of the way for easy stowage when not in use. While supplies last.

3. OCD Bait: used to lure certain obsessive/compulsive CR4 members into staring vacantly for hours at a blank editor wondering "What the heck is this thing?!" or, rather, "Why the heck is this thing?!"

4. A way to entice aforementioned CR4 members into enumerating five unique possibilities of which this is Possibility #4.

4. There is no Fifth Possibility.

plastic bag sealer...

How about..........a wigwam for a gooses bridal

No,, CR4 members need no proding for futility.

How many of you would like to know what it really is?

If any of you are interested in the answer, you can go to this URL http://www.furpetsonly.com/sta-puttowelkeeper.aspx

I have really enjoyed your comments. Who said engineers don't have a sense of humor?

My guess, without looking at your link, is it is a nail clipper, but not possible to be sure without seeing it from the other side.

............but, of course, how could one be so silly and not recognise that this device is obviously for magnetic towels.

And here i was thinking it was a hi-tech beer bottle opener.