Caption This for 09/20/13

Fire torpedo 1! 5 degrees left, fire torpedo 2!

After closer examination, yes, I do believe you need a breast augmentation.

Sometimes the best way to get away with doing something questionable is to make it so obvious that no one would think that that's what you are really doing!

peek-a-boob

Initially, Caruthers colleagues had been amused.....

No, you can't be an attorney. Your asshole isn't large enough.

I'd GA if that if it had been the original pic

Your jacket won't button, sir, because your liver is too large. We will just have to remove your liver and the jacket will fit just fine.

"I said....look into my eyes!"

Ms. LaTourhette worked her way through college by selling cleavage peeks for a nickle through a device that she invented during her last year of High School....She went on to invent the machine pictured in the background, which she claimed could reverse aging through high voltage electrical stimulation....Unfortunately the claims were lacking scientific legitimacy and banned from use after several mysterious deaths associated with patients undergoing treatments....these deaths were later attributed to heart stoppage due to electrocution....




From the Annals of Engineering Daily, lesser known historical figures...

Yes you are correct it is nippy cold!

Nipple gate investigation in the 1920's

The fool still can't see or feel my boobs.

That's not Silk! It's Cotton! Bring it back!

It's naughty to nip ones nippy's nooky when its not November.

"No, I didn't say numb, I said I was going to 'nom' the area."

/Nom, nom, nom, nom....

There should be a heart in there somewhere, but I sure can't see one.

X-ray goggles only $6.99!

A T T I C

" I don't know what this man sees in me..."

"...he's invented an x-ray machine, but he can't understand why it doesn't work. I have haven't told him yet, but I have invented a lead-lined blouse..."

Swing low, Sweet Charitots

"Oh Bob, please, that's not a mole".

After passage of the 19th Amendment giving women the Right to Vote, Lucy began to smell a rat when it came to the new Voter ID requirements.

Here we see the forerunner to the "Mammagram"... the "Poppagram".

Doctor Jimmy "The Lech" Feinstein loved breasts, and could not get enough of them…..

So he started a Mammogram scam, After his first attempt of a machine failed (see picture below), he felt he had to refine it more to make it look a lot more professional…… with blinking lights, bells and sounds, as shown above.………..

Needless to say, his practice really took off. That he was even able to charge for examinations.

Eye blinding boobs!

Let's see. Is this knob the focus adjustment?

No wonder he can't find my boobs, they are at my waistline!

The early days, before Henry was rumbled and found himself in a room with padded wallpaper.....

Henrietta's pot-bellied pig was of no interest to the Vet.

And now ladies.
Once our assailant is engrossed he is vulnerable to a kick in the groin as I shall now demonstrate.
Del

Who does he think he's kidding?

Looks like two oranges in a pair of socks to me.

Just where did you say you found this?

NSA privacy invasion becoming too obvious!

Patient: How's it look doctor? Guy: huh, oh, ..... I'm no doctor I don't even work here, now hold still.

No, it's I'm no doctor, but I did spend the night at the Holiday Inn Excess.

"My eyes are up here!"

Oh, I see the problem....... Your headlights are adjusted too low.

''Well, I'm not seeing any chest congestion, so far. Perhaps, if looked a little lower?...''