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FINALLY...A Standardized Japanese Toilet

Posted January 19, 2017 12:00 AM by Hannes
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Many aspects of Japanese culture baffle Westerners. Yaeba, or the practice of implanting vampire-like canines, is a popular beauty technique among young women. There are hotels where you can sleep in capsules and restaurants that serve gourmet canned food. Scores of young men choose to cloister themselves in their rooms and become asocial rather than dealing with Japan’s enormous social pressures, a phenomenon known as hikikomori.

One of the most baffling and anxiety-producing effects of traveling to Japan is operating toilets. The majority of Japanese households and urban public restrooms have multi-function “shower toilets” or Washlets with electronic controls. Washlets typically feature bidet and “hip wash” features (basically a water jet sprayed at different angles), heated seats, warm air dryers, and smart sensors that reduce water flow when the toilet’s flushed with the seat up (indicating a strong probability of a urine-only flush). Due to the “comprehensive” nature of these toilets some bathrooms forgo toilet paper.

Westerners typically don’t take issue with a Washlet’s over-the-top features but often struggle with the controls. While each button shows an icon describing its function, it’s not exactly clear what each does, at least to a visitor. In line with Japan’s other efforts to streamline the country’s iconography ahead of the 2020 Tokyo Olympics, the Japan Sanitary Equipment Industry Association announced this week that they’ll be standardizing the icons on their toilet products. Considering the image below, the controls will be (left to right, top to bottom): large flush, small flush, raise lid, raise seat, stop, rear spray “hip wash,” bidet, and warm air dry.

According to the official press release, a 2014 study of 600 foreigners in Japan showed that 25% did not understand toilet controls, while almost 9% pressed the “emergency button” either accidentally or for help. The press release also mentions that the JSEIA and other organizations are looking to standardize the pictograms with the ISO in the future.

Japanese culture places a high value on cleanliness, to the point that certain Japanese words mean both “pretty” and “clean.” This focus as well as their establishing a hard line between clean and unclean areas results in other products and practices confusing to Westerners, such as providing plastic “bathroom slippers” in public restrooms to prevent germs on shoe soles.

I’ll admit that I felt that I was reading news articles from The Onion while researching this blog, but it’s impressive that Japan is thoughtfully considering its throngs of Olympic visitors well before the games actually kick off. And after reading anecdotes about automatic Japanese bidets spraying unsuspecting Westerners, the efforts seem worth the trouble.

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01/19/2017 2:10 AM

All toilets should be like this.....I can't believe how far behind modern bathroom technology the US is....I mean what's the holdup? Toilets in the US haven't changed in my entire lifetime...

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01/19/2017 8:31 AM

Well, they have changed some. Older toilets flushed better, but water volume restrictions now mean you have to flush multiple times for serious business or risk having to plunger it.

Some people are smuggling 3.5 gallon toilets from Canada.

http://articles.baltimoresun.com/1998-11-01/features/1998305189_1_toilets-article-quotes-bad-apple

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01/20/2017 8:15 AM

"...I mean what's the holdup?"

Maybe because you can buy a basic typical US style toilet for less than $200 and the fancy ones similar to those in Japan that wash your butt and blow it dry are in the range of $1400.

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01/20/2017 8:29 AM

Well I spent nearly that much on my Iphone, and I won't have to trade the toilet in every few years for a new model....so that seems reasonable.....besides you can go the cheap route if you're on a tight budget....

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01/20/2017 1:46 PM

You spent nearly $1400 on an iPhone?

And I thought my wife was nuts for spending $600 for one last year.

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01/21/2017 8:46 AM

Who is the distributor of, " cheap " toilets :

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01/23/2017 8:03 AM

Lowe's-got the last one a couple of years ago for $99 and it works better than the higher priced brand name one I put in the other bathroom. I would expect pricey maintenance issues with the complicated Jap ones.

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01/19/2017 4:04 AM

"Westerners typically don’t take issue with a Washlet’s over-the-top features but often struggle with the controls. While each button shows an icon describing its function, it’s not exactly clear what each does, at least to a visitor." To wit:

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01/19/2017 8:50 AM

I think I like your descriptions better than what I was interpreting the signs to mean:

1: Full/heavy flush. "dropping kids off at the pool"

2: Half/light flush. "just making lemonade.'

3: Raise/lower lid.

4: Raise/lower seat.

5: Stop current function.

6: Bidet.

7: 'Hip Wash.'

8: Engage in-bowl ventilation/'fart vacuum.'

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Fart vacuum....now there's one... why don't commodes have an exhaust from the bowl directly to the stack? If there is any exhaust, it's from the ceiling....Why are bathroom doors the same as other interior doors? ...why not soundproof? Why don't all toilets wash your backside? Who would rather wipe than wash? Nobody in their right mind...Why rubber flappers and cheapo flush valves that have to be changed all the time? Why does the toilet have to sound like a jet taking off when it's refilling the tank?? Yes we are well behind the curve here....an emergency button, what a great idea, Elvis would probably still be alive today....and while we're at it, why can't I unlock my front door with my phone...Oh OK, I guess you can....Should have that feature built in to the bathroom as well, in case someone comes to the door while you're,,busy....

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01/19/2017 10:51 AM

"....and while we're at it, why can't I unlock my front door with my phone...Oh OK, I guess you can....Should have that feature built in to the bathroom as well, in case someone comes to the door while you're,,busy...."

maybe I just have outdated notions of modesty, but why do you need to unlock your bathroom from your phone?

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01/20/2017 11:02 AM

No, given the IoT, the toilet will be Bluetooth and operate from the Crapper Apper on your IPhone 8 where all your preferences will be preset to avoid the embarrassment of actually touching anything.

There is a line of devices in Japan that play loud music while you go to cover the embarrassment of generating audible flatulence noises while going. Burbling noises is a major faux poo and a sign of unworthiness in Japan. I kid you not.

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01/21/2017 1:12 AM

Who would rather wipe than wash?

I, for one. Toilet paper is a vast improvement over the catalog and magazine pages I used as a child. Unless the wash water is slightly above butt temperature, I don't want it, and it would require significant energy to keep the water at the correct temperature.

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01/21/2017 9:27 AM

Vacuum toilets ?

Maybe this guy can help you out.

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01/20/2017 10:57 AM

One of the toilets I used in Japan included a blow dryer function. I think that's what the last symbol is for.

Don't they know about the "three shells"?

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01/19/2017 1:55 PM

My preferences in toilets is simple.

I just want one from the old days like my Mom's 100+ year old house had. The 1940 - 50's kind that burned up 10 gallons of water on a single flush but in doing so had the power to suck down a fighting mad cat in the process!

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"The 1940 - 50's kind that burned up 10 gallons of water on a single flush but in doing so had the power to suck down a fighting mad cat in the process!"

Why do you need to flush cats?

Is this leading to a tasteless joke about your wife's cooking? (If it is leading to a tacky, tasteless joke, I'm all for it, I just like a little warning beforehand.)

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01/19/2017 7:41 PM

Divorced and live by myself now.

I'm 6' 3" and eat meat so I don't poop like a little girl. That's why I need a cat flushing capable toilet.

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Watch out for Del (He might not like that type of toilet)

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01/21/2017 1:22 PM

Yes, but this just addresses the waste-removal aspect. Where it comes to the hygiene part don't wish too badly for for the Bad Ol' Days. Back in our mum's day most T.P. wasn't so refined? I'll take a high-tech bidet over this any day:

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1. #2

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3. Women's

4. Men's

5. WTF?

6. Bum wash please.

7. Take a wash on the "wild side".

8. Float me out of the stall.

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01/20/2017 12:10 AM

My wife told me that the people that lived in the 1700's in the Palace of Versailles didn't have any toilets to worry about.

They just took a poop in a bucket and threw it in the street.

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Yeah I've seen that in the zoo....

Just a little closer....

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01/20/2017 8:21 AM

My wife is Japanese. When her parents moved into a new home about 4 years ago it had one of those fancy toilets in it.

As a matter of fact, when you opened the door to the toilet room (basically a closet with a commode in it), the seat back would automatically open up. And if you lifted the seat a light would come on illuminating the bowl (so a guy knew where to aim). Also, once you left the closet, the lid would automatically close.

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"...when you opened the door to the toilet room (basically a closet with a commode in it),..."

Ah yes, the Japanese and their notion of keeping the room you poo in separate from the room you clean up in. That's so... that's actually a great idea, I have no idea why I was trying to mock it. Seriously, we need to start bring this idea over to the US and that mythical (to most Americans) land known as 'the rest of the world.'

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01/20/2017 10:57 AM

About 30 years ago when I visited Japan they had "Japanese" toilets and "Western"

The Japanese toilet was a hole inthe ground you squatted over. The Western was a sit down.

I only saw one of the "Fancy" toilets at a high end restaurant. Hit the wrong button and it squirted water at me wetting the front of my pants....

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01/20/2017 1:43 PM

lucky you didn't hit the tampax extractor button...

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A titanic struggle ensued...

... and endless battles with Italian gourmands ever since

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01/20/2017 4:30 PM

ooooh... that would of hurt more than the embarrassment.

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01/20/2017 7:56 PM

I first visited Japan in 1989; at that time I saw none of these new toilets, just the Japanese (hole-in-the-floor type and the "Western" type. BTW, why were they called "Western"? West of what ?

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05/03/2017 10:31 AM

That hole in the floor,... is actually the best way to go... as in not restrictive to your bowel position...

They are making foot stools that slip around the toilet, that you pull out and put your feet on it.. to take the 'squat' position.

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05/23/2017 12:19 AM

30 years ago on a JAL flight many passengers solved the problem - they just stood on the seat.

For us Western folk you had to be prepared to sanitize the seat before sitting.

There was pee and poo mess everywhere.

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05/23/2017 12:38 AM

Unfortunately, I've been told that we have had that problem in our factory restrooms quite recently!

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I had designed and fabricated pizza oven on a new facility about 10 years ago. When I installed it and was bring it on line, I was working through 24-36 hour shift. The company was bring thing onto production so three was Mexicans that were working there that legality is in questions, later it was discovered that there was no question about it.

I noticed there were a lot of signs in Spanish and English... (btw, Spanish was always listed first) about the need to flush. I thought was odd. It didn't take long to figure out that you use the bathroom in the morning when it was just cleaned (probably by a HAZMAT unit) around 4:00AM. Because after 10:00 AM there was literally a pile 12-18" high over the top of the toilet bowl.

Not only a disgusting sight.... site????, I'm thinking the only way for that to happen is to be standing on the toilet itself. They were more than likely unfamiliar with indoor plumbing and more familiar with an out house.

I suggested to the plant manager about the issue, of which they were well aware of and suggested they put in an automatic flush.

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30 years ago...??? I understand that problem is still going on.

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01/20/2017 11:43 PM

Going away from using toilet paper to bidets is actually being friendly to the environment and it is actually more hygienic than just using paper alone.

Western people, especially Americans, need more gallons of water to flush their feces off because they defecate substantially more than Asians. Well, they are substantially larger than Asians.

Once, I personally had to attend to an American who wasn't able to flush his feces because there was no water. I was shocked at how much volume he dumped. From my estimation it was almost like 3 kilograms or as much volume as the basketball.

It was actually scary.

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01/21/2017 9:53 AM

There was a published article relating to the size of the anal sphincter. Journal of Radiology, July 2001.

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"From my estimation it was almost like 3 kilograms or as much volume as the basketball."

I'm guessing your 'client' was either Andre the Giant or had just come from Taco Bell.

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01/23/2017 12:10 PM

Yea, What some people do in a public bathroom can leave lasting emotional scarring on others who may have been near by.

Back when I was maybe 10 years old me and my family were at the mall and I had to use the toilet one time.

I was doing my own business when this guy took up residency in the stall next to me and apparently proceeded to pass an elephant while rupturing a 100# cylinder of H2S laden natural gas all while strangling a midget that had tourette syndrome.

After that I did not use a public restroom of about 20 years unless it was an absolute emergency and even then I did my best to make sure no one else was in a stall before I got there and I got out as fast as I could if someone came in.

To this day I am still a tiny bit uncomfortable about using a public restroom because of it.

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01/23/2017 4:18 PM

Unfortunately it wasnt 'movie toilet scene' funny. Or at least not t a ~10 year old.

Seriously, I grew up on a farm and even a large horse having a bad day didn't compare to whatever that guy in the stall next to me had going on.

This times about 5 plus swearing and stink on top to the point it goes past funny to being a bit scary.

Bad day on the toilet.

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01/23/2017 5:19 PM

Sorry about your traumatic experience as a young kid. Long road trips after that must've been a bitch.

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01/23/2017 10:59 PM

Not really. I've always been very good at planning my days and using self control.

Urinals were fine. It was the toilets that I was shy about.

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There are a lot of people who are full of s***, maybe this was one...

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Re: FINALLY...A Standardized Japanese Toilet

05/05/2017 2:25 PM

"Once, I personally had to attend to an American who wasn't able to flush his feces because there was no water. I was shocked at how much volume he dumped. From my estimation it was almost like 3 kilograms or as much volume as the basketball.

It was actually scary."

That ... was not a normal American poop.

This person had either A) eaten a very large amount of dietary fiber (not typical of an American's preferred high-sugar, high-fat, low fiber diet) or B) he ate something that really disagreed with his GI tract, and his body basically decided to dump EVERYTHING and start with an empty stomach and intestines (rather likely for an American eating the local cuisine in a 'foreign land').

I don't need the details, (PLEASE do not give me the details) but you'd be able to tell by the overall consistency of the .... of that. If it looked firm and clay-like, it was A), if it looked like a scene from a gory slasher flick, it was B).

And now I feel the need to wash those images from my brain, could someone pass the brain bleach please? Just a short glass, if you don't mind; I'm just blocking mild disgust, not full-blown horror.

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Re: FINALLY...A Standardized Japanese Toilet

01/21/2017 1:38 PM

When I was in Japan, many public restrooms only had a squat hole in the floor. Of course this was maybe 20 years ago, but if it wasn't an emergency, you could find a western style toilet especially where tourists congregated.

I remember in Russia, public restrooms often had no tissue so I would carry a couple of those small packs of Kleenex.

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Re: FINALLY...A Standardized Japanese Toilet

01/24/2017 12:04 PM

Texas high tech toilet.

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Re: FINALLY...A Standardized Japanese Toilet

01/31/2017 11:11 PM

My wife has a bidet seat that attaches to our conventional toilet. I tried it a couple of times and I don't like it. It feels like someone is squirting you in the butt with a WaterPik, then blowing you with a hair dryer. The water is heated, but the first 2 or 3 seconds it COLD. It takes 5 minutes to go through a complete wash & dry cycle. Even then, you'll probably have to do a little drying with toilet paper.

One nice feature is that it has a ventilation fan that blows fumes through an activated charcoal filter. This really works well to reduce odors.

I now use the guest bathroom...

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Re: FINALLY...A Standardized Japanese Toilet

02/01/2017 7:49 AM

"I now use the guest bathroom..."

Perhaps that was your wife's main objective in the first place.

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