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Caption This for 7/28/2017

Posted July 28, 2017 4:45 PM by MaggieMc

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07/28/2017 6:20 PM

"We Ents are too few now. The trees have grown wild. They will harm you if they can!"

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07/28/2017 8:29 PM

The A.I. was sick of people complaining about carbon emissions while globetrotting ..

Fear not.. The A.I. told the billions of new tree people..

"Now you are sentient beings capable of long peaceful lives."

Then it joked "Be careful what you wish for" as it digitally enjoyed the weekend.

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07/28/2017 10:39 PM

We want . . . . . .

a SHUBBERY!

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07/29/2017 7:47 AM
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07/29/2017 12:05 PM

Sorry Squire . . .

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07/29/2017 6:37 PM

Genetic Modification at it's best. Not sure why somebody would splice the genes of "Hulk Hogan" with a tree though.......

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07/29/2017 10:04 PM

Oh.. That would be at it's worst.

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07/29/2017 6:43 PM

This is what happens when you feed your tree with human growth hormone and Viagra, instead of fertilizer....

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07/31/2017 8:31 AM

Hi folks, my name is Woody. Has anyone seen the wheel to my Cavalier?

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07/31/2017 10:06 AM

"I like walking South, feels like I'm going downhill."

-Treebears, the Ent, The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

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08/04/2017 8:53 AM

What arborist's aspire to be

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08/04/2017 10:10 AM

"I said leave and do knot return! Or I will root you out and make mulch out of you! I am knot kindling!"

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08/04/2017 10:15 AM

"So have you met the new Branch Manager?"

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08/04/2017 10:22 AM

Tree one: The new boss looks like he wants to tear me limb from limb!

Tree two: Don't worry about him, he's just a lumbering oaf who is rooted in the past...

Tree one: Careful, don't let him hear that! I understand he was hired to clear out the dead wood.

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08/26/2017 8:45 AM

Put in words to music - Musical trees

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09/12/2017 8:52 PM

Have you seen our family tree? It's Uncle Joe, who always had a wooden personality!

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