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Caption This 08/04/2017

Posted August 04, 2017 4:45 PM by lmno24

Here's this week's image:

A friend of mine sent me this. We're always taking submissions for funny photos! Be sure to vote for your favorite caption.

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08/05/2017 2:13 PM

FOR SALE!

Love riding a bike, but hate mowing the lawn?

... Now you can hate both!

$50

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08/05/2017 2:28 PM

But wait, there's more! If you order now, we'll throw in this $50 grassercycle for free!

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08/06/2017 5:32 AM

But wait.... There's more... If you buy it now, I will throw in a snow blower attachment and street sweeper attachment absolutely free. Just pay an additional $59.99 processing and handling fee. If you are not completely satisfied, you can return it and your money will be refunded minus 25% restocking fee and additional processing and handling fee.

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08/06/2017 7:43 AM

....but wait! There's more!

For an additional $19.99 plus a nominal fee for shipping and handling you will also receive a 21" wide super fat front tire for riding on the beach and reminiscing.

"Hey good lookin'! We'll be back to pick you up later"

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08/07/2017 9:15 AM

Does it come with an AM radio?

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08/06/2017 9:14 AM

Which one is a better name for it, bi-mow or mow-cycle?

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08/07/2017 6:59 AM

Hey look, It's a mow-tor cycle.

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08/07/2017 11:26 AM

mow-Toro-cycle

Ride it to work..

Ride it AT work..

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08/07/2017 9:24 AM

What about a Mow-bot

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08/07/2017 11:31 AM

this reminds me when I was about 8-9 years old, we had neighbors stop in for cake and coffee. And my older sister who was 8 years older then me. She was the hostess and was asking our guests if they wanted Ice Cream with their cake.

If they said yes, she'd give them a scoop, and then ask with the ice cream scoop in her hand, "Would you like some more on?.

After the third time,... I started laughing... and told my older sister,... "Calling our guests morons is quite rude."

Yes, I was a ass back then too.

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08/07/2017 11:22 AM

When our riding lawn mower broke my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf - always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. So I bought this contraption for her. The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

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08/29/2017 2:26 PM

plow not included

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08/29/2017 2:30 PM

It comes with many attachments... The Helicopter attachment is for the more riskier people.

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