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Caption This for 09/22/2017

Posted September 22, 2017 4:45 PM by MaggieMc

Here's this week's image:

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09/22/2017 4:56 PM

The lowest bidder saved a lot of money by not leasing a crane!

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09/25/2017 12:28 PM

And as it turned out,... North Korea came up a two men short for the longest human dominoe string with 46.789 men, that stretch over 28 miles.... when they needed 46,790 men to tie and 46791 to break the record and take It place in the Guiness world records books...

the State organizer of this event 'Long Duc Dong', could not be reached for comment..., no one seems to know where he went...

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09/25/2017 12:34 PM

He defected, came to America, and began his acting career in the movie Sixteen Candles. LoL

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09/25/2017 12:46 PM

I was wondering if anyone would catch that... or not and be insulted instead...

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09/25/2017 12:35 PM

I don't know what all the fuss is about, at least they are being safe.

Zoom in and you see they are all tied off.

That should be Osha approved, right?

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09/22/2017 7:33 PM

North Korea fire bucket Brigade drill

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09/22/2017 10:23 PM

Repairing the Russian Duga Radar elements post Chernobyl.

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09/22/2017 10:36 PM

FIRE DRILL

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09/22/2017 10:45 PM

One step at a time!

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09/23/2017 1:39 AM

Taking the corporate ladder literally.

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09/23/2017 3:07 AM

They're climbing the

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09/23/2017 5:17 AM

North Korean Rocket Launching system.

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09/23/2017 6:07 AM

You can see they are bored and fed up with the job already - the steps are getting them down !

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09/23/2017 7:39 AM

On your mark .............

Get set.................

How to play Domino test!

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09/23/2017 9:08 AM

And yet again, the Kandu team proves (indisputably) that there are MANY solutions ANALOGOUS-TO, and exhibiting the profundity of Occam's Razor....

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09/23/2017 8:38 PM

Guy near top: I answered an add to work a in a "high profile" bucket brigade, but I didn't know how literal the job description was!

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09/23/2017 10:45 PM

I'm right mate pull up the ladder!

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09/24/2017 7:08 AM

This is the latest addition to the long running Lemmings computer game.

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09/24/2017 10:49 AM

Mexico earthquake tremor indicator.

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09/25/2017 9:05 AM

Setting up for the latest Olympic demonstration sport - "extreme synchronized" diving.

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09/25/2017 9:08 AM

Unlike the West, China has determined that labor is still cheaper than automation.

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09/25/2017 10:20 AM

Worker at the top "hey everyone! I need to pee!"

Worker at the bottom, thinking to himself "Now I understand trickledown economics."

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09/25/2017 10:25 AM

Man at the top" Hey everyone! My poles are loose...you all stay put. I'm gonna' walk around the building to see if I can use these as stilts!"

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09/25/2017 10:35 AM

New guy "Uh... why don't we use the elevator?"

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09/25/2017 10:54 AM

Manager: "So explain to me how this tells us the depth of the lake."

Foreman: "Each worker is on a pair of stilts that are exactly six feet taller than the ones preceding him. They all start walking into the lake in order. The ones we lose sight of are tallied, multiplied by six, and voila! We know the depth."

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09/25/2017 10:58 AM

It is amazing what you can accomplish with plenty of cheap, uneducated laborers and no safety regulations. It's a Neocon wet dream.

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09/25/2017 11:02 AM

"So tell me how TLP(Three Little Pigs) Contractors are always able to have the low bid."

"Well, as you can see, the first third of the project is built of brick, the second third they are working on now is made of sticks, and the final third will be straw..."

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09/25/2017 11:16 AM

JENGA!!

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09/26/2017 7:35 AM

Dang! Forgot the crane again.

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09/26/2017 1:17 PM

I still don't understand why we had to pay for gym class.

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09/26/2017 1:52 PM

they never read the fine print of the 34 page contract agreement.

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10/01/2017 6:16 AM

Mathematics Teacher to Students,

What is hypoteneuse.? People standing at different level is This is how a right angled triangle to be understood.

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