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Caption This for 9/14/18

Posted September 14, 2018 4:45 PM by lmno24

This week's image is from user rashavarek. Thank you and we are always looking for more submissions!

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09/14/2018 4:55 PM

Tractor get it's fuel and the operator get his fuel.

When I was a kid, my Dad would roto-till the yard by running ahead and placing his beer on the fence as a carrot for getting there!

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09/14/2018 4:57 PM

I think we've discovered the reason for crop circles...the lines started straight!

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09/14/2018 5:10 PM

Will work for beer!

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09/14/2018 5:23 PM

"Can you get a ticket for Mowing While Impaired"?

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09/14/2018 6:18 PM

depends on whos lawn you mow.

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09/14/2018 5:40 PM

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09/14/2018 5:58 PM

OK, now I am suing! CR4 has no business posting a picture of me cutting my own grass on my own private time.

(At least that is how I dream of cutting my own grass)

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09/14/2018 6:17 PM

There are risks involved with asking someone to mow the lawn on their birthday.

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09/14/2018 7:05 PM

That's a public urination violation waiting to happen if I ever saw one....

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09/20/2018 7:08 AM

That's taking the pee....

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09/14/2018 7:42 PM

I find mowing the lawn a barrel of fun, even if I do end up going around in circles.

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09/14/2018 9:31 PM

Billy Bob's wife told him that if he'd mow the lawn he could have a beer while he worked.

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09/14/2018 10:26 PM

My hero!!

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09/14/2018 10:31 PM

Just being a good scout ... be prepared for them big lawns baby!

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09/14/2018 10:36 PM

Don't need no dang drone to deliver a beer while I'm workin'...

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09/14/2018 10:41 PM

Powered by Mr. Fission.

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09/14/2018 11:02 PM

You guys assumed he is drinking that stuff.

its actually a new organic fuel injection system.

he takes a mouthful of gas and spits it into the carburettor . Works a treat , except for that little backfire problem when he realeased a bit of wind at the barbecue.

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09/14/2018 11:21 PM

Man want to cut back his carbon emissions.

I wonder how may lawns he gets to the keg?

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09/14/2018 11:38 PM

And this keg comes with the very popular riding mower attachment, so when your wife asks what you are doing, you can say you are mowing the lawn.

Also popular: The the bass boat attachment, the chainsaw attachment, the table saw attachment, the AK47 attachment, the dirt bike attachment, the Jetski attachment, the Cessna 172 attachment, the Saint Bernard attachment, and of course the ever-popular Mustang GT attachment.

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09/15/2018 1:18 AM

Nooo..... I'mm snot mmashed. Jussh trine ta sway a take. Thish melt-a-tushking wars a folla out (urrrp). Gitt'n tardzall. Hardzta mow n not tweak a lake. Gotta go bad. Yeah. jussh gitt'n tardzall.

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09/15/2018 8:34 AM

It's his new landscaping business. The first trip around the lawn he mows; the second trip around he spreads freshly processed liquid fertilizer.

He calls it 'Lawn and Busch'.

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09/15/2018 9:36 PM

Unfortunately he didn't see this hiding behind the barberry bush :

That would be his 3rd M.U.I and loss of his mowing license.

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09/15/2018 11:23 PM

"That would be his 3rd M.U.I and loss of his mowing license."

Maybe that was his intent in the first place.

"Honey, the police say I can't mow the lawn any more."

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09/16/2018 6:58 AM

I dunno, he looks pretty darn happy mowing it to me.

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09/17/2018 11:10 AM

Good idea - saves time - spray the grass with beer - and it comes up half-cut!

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09/19/2018 12:47 PM

The cup holder is a great idea, but can I super size that?

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