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Caption This for 10/25/19

Posted October 25, 2019 4:45 PM by lmno24

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10/25/2019 5:22 PM

Now that's a crock, better call pdm pest control...

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10/25/2019 6:22 PM

I guess they'll be adding a new one to their list. https://www.pdmpestcontrol.com.au/pests

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10/28/2019 9:45 AM

That one must be a "general pest."

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10/25/2019 6:36 PM

What am I doing here?

I love foot ball.. I'll eat anything.. foot, ball.. it all tastes like chicken.

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10/25/2019 9:42 PM

The beginning of... water polo.

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10/25/2019 10:53 PM

Crock asked the boy, "Can you pass a football?"

Boy replied, "Heck no, I can't even eat one."

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10/25/2019 11:05 PM

Aussie rules; keep your head above the water, if you want to win.

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10/25/2019 11:19 PM

Watch your backs lads, the crocodiles are spying on us.

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10/26/2019 4:40 AM

The game is so short of good players we have to roll out the odd old croc to make up the numbers.

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10/26/2019 5:15 AM

All that trouble with goal umpires is just a lot of crock this wet season.

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10/26/2019 11:29 AM

The Olympic committee decided that 100 meter Hurdling was getting too boring, so they added water and dynamic hurdles.

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10/27/2019 11:56 AM

Now there's a goalie with real teeth.

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10/27/2019 3:10 PM

The Australian version of Survivor Island.

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10/27/2019 5:28 PM

now they've added water hazards to football!

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10/28/2019 5:16 PM

It makes the game interesting, but its hell for the ground staff...

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10/28/2019 6:31 AM

It all seems to be going swimmingly there, doesn't it?

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10/28/2019 9:08 AM

Pest control? The gator's here for the bait!

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10/29/2019 11:00 AM

Coach: "I said get'er done! Not gator!"

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10/29/2019 12:39 PM

World records set simultaneously in the 100 yard dash and 100 meter freestyle!

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10/29/2019 12:44 PM

Bobby's Halloween costume may have been too realistic...

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10/29/2019 12:47 PM

...and that was when the whole track team transferred to the swim team. (or Cross Country)

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10/29/2019 3:24 PM

See, I told you the ten thousnd meter steeple chase would be more entertaining if we just added more ''hazard'' to the water jump...

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10/30/2019 4:55 PM

When they said "down under" rules: I didn't realise they meant down under water.

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The crocodile is in fact the Fort Douglas Crocs. club's mascot 'Charlie' a fiberglass cast of a large crocodile.

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10/30/2019 5:47 PM

It is Port Douglas

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10/31/2019 7:43 AM

Aw, don't spoil it!

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11/05/2019 10:08 AM

Darwin's first assignment. "Conduct field study of interaction of people with crocodiles"

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11/06/2019 6:04 AM

"Honey.... th-th-there are cr-crocodiles outside the tent."

"Don't be so stupid darling you know you only get alligators in Florida."

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11/06/2019 1:51 PM

OOps posted to wrong thread.

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