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Wanted: Mad Scientist

Posted June 24, 2008 9:13 AM

From Wired Top Stories:

The Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency is looking for someone to think up crazy ways to do impossible things. The official title is director of its Defense Sciences Office. But the projects are so difficult, so out there, that DSO has come to be known as "Darpa's Darpa." Want to manage some of the wildest projects at the Pentagon's far-out research arm? Then Darpa has a job for you. The agency is looking for a new director for its Defense Sciences Office. That's the part of Darpa that handles everything from mind-controlled artificial limbs to zombie rodents to drones' micro-jets to materials that act more like living things. The projects are often so dificult, and so far out, DSO has come to be known as "Darpa's Darpa." The cash isn't bad - up to $172,200 per year. Applicants "must have a degree in biological sciences, chemistry, engineering, physical sciences or mathematics," the agency says. And they must be U.S. citizens, too. Darpa's hiring record has been the subject of a bit of controversy, lately. A recent Pentagon memo took away $32 million from the agency, in part because "several key program managers' positions are unfilled." Darpa chief Tony Tether then told DANGER ROOM that the Defense Department bigs had it all wrong. "We are always looking for people, [that] is true. [But] one of the main reasons that Darpa has done so much compared to other organizations is that we get the brightest folks but we don't keep them too long" -- four to five years, on average.

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06/25/2008 11:20 AM

'Scuse me, I'm off to fill out a job application, be back (maybe) soon...

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Re: Wanted: Mad Scientist

06/27/2008 4:44 AM

Sadly, I'm a few of those special degrees short, and not a US citizen either.

I could do the research by remote control though, as a Special Contract, if DARPA is interested they could contact me here, via CR4.

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06/29/2008 5:43 PM

The Certifications required tend to exclude those who are truly inventive, or people like me anyway. I'd hire Sparkstation any day myself. I have a rejection letter from Darpa already. I think I offered to work as a janitor so I could hang around and said I had some ideas about passive and active exoskeletons. My Grandfather was a bad influence on me in that he had never had any formal certifications, but was the Design Team Chief for the Norden Bombsight, and his only degree was in Divinity. I have worked with a great number of tools, and think filmmaking tools are very advanced. Certainly putting a machine gun on a steadicam rig has potential. Guns and Cameras share some weights, certainly until we have ray guns as we now have the matured Digital Cameras, which are very light, and not impressive at first sight. A Meritocracy is dependent to some extent on some respect for the experienced, as well as the certified. I get depressed sometimes that I have gained so much experience and insight into so many different jobs, and am so closed out of contributing. I do hope that sometimes some benefit from what I say or write, especially here. P.S. I thought Almost Good Answers was a discarded category, but see it comes up now and then again. In the case of a desire to have a Mad Scientist around, it would be nice if there was a test to take, or some respect was given to the nontraditional path taken by those who actually took to heart the edict that those who can, do, and those that can't, teach. Since on this site I am often out of my league as far as jobs, or certifications, I really do admit I value some of the answer ratings, and if Transcendia had any income I would hire a number of you to help with my agenda. A technocratic anarchy nation of confederated airports is my lifetime goal. The Technocratic part comes from a discussion Garthh initiated, that I found interesting and useful. In the end of it, I doubt that Mad Scientists will be found who have been vetted by the institutions that require the "Mad" to be the same as themselves.

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07/01/2008 7:52 AM

Alas and alack, the "catch" is this - if you are 'mad' enough to qualify, it will be the 'wrong' sort of madness. Sanity is, after all, in the eye of the beholder.

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07/06/2008 3:58 PM

I knew that.

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