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Yangton & Yington Theory of Everything

08/16/2015 12:48 AM

I read a paper, summing up everything. I get acquainted with another principle in the universe, but what do you think about this. Is this a feasible or reliable theory?

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08/16/2015 12:53 AM

The "Open Access" part pretty well explains all. Yangton and Yington must be suburbs of some Chinatown somewhere.

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08/16/2015 12:59 AM

If you read your toilet paper carefully enough, it will say "What a load! And how much more is next?"
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08/16/2015 1:42 AM

You mean my bin in my icon, o, I don't mind it. Those are french fries. You want some, buddy? There are times that is pretty like that of LSS effect. It gives me an idea of what you've been a couple of minutes ago. Wash your hands thoroughly, don't want others to inhale that funky smell. P.S. don't use french fries wiping "_hit!' by the way.

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08/16/2015 1:16 AM

I believe that issue of the Journal hit the newstands on April 1, 2015, but it does help explain the inanity of your postings.

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08/17/2015 4:59 PM

Quite.

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08/16/2015 7:13 AM

I didn't know the Onion published technical papers.

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08/16/2015 7:22 AM

Yeah, sounds like "canton noodles" theory-and I am starving. I am not judging the research by the way, it just that, its wierd.

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08/16/2015 10:53 AM

Your crock runneth over.
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08/16/2015 11:51 AM

We know a song about that.

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08/16/2015 12:52 PM

I saved that link to my 'Jokes" folder for when I need a laugh.

You have to laugh at a "Scientific Paper" that uses the word 'assume' in the first paragraph!

"It is also assumed that Dark Matter is made of a multiple of Yangton and Yington circulating pairs."

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08/16/2015 2:25 PM

Consider the source, yet another Nigerian scam!!

http://www.sjpub.org/contactus.html

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08/16/2015 3:41 PM

I wonder if they need funding. I just happen to have 5 million USD in a Nigerian bank that I just found out about.

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08/16/2015 3:58 PM

Maybe it's a new way to get gold out of the air.
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08/17/2015 5:01 PM

There is no need to do that any more. Apparently it can be simply converted from copper these days by stripping off protons and neutrons.... ;-)

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08/17/2015 8:50 AM

I also thought so. I went to look in the paper, its made in the US. When I look at the contacts of the website it says Nigeria.

Damn Pirates, they made it even in Science

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08/16/2015 3:38 PM

As far as I can see this is the first and only use of the Yangton & Yington pairs (almost like the author made them up).

So a photon is actually made up of Yin and Yang pairs, and dark matter has 4 pairs.

Right. Sounds like mad theoretical bullocks mixed with ancient Chinese philosophy to me. Very (un)scientific. 17 references, 3 of which are Wikipedia, but not a single mention of this one which the whole thing appears to be based on !

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yin_and_yang

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08/16/2015 4:00 PM

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08/17/2015 8:47 AM

You want french fries buddy?

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08/17/2015 5:03 PM

"Yingtong-iddle-I-po" was the name of a silly, and very popular, song that appeared in the 1950s UK BBC radio comedy programme, "The Goon Show". Nuff said?

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08/18/2015 4:01 AM

Like my link in post #9? Pay attention PW.

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