Sneek peak at Del's diatribe..From 'Engineering in the Summertime when there's Now't to Report'
The current trend for new micro miniature connector interface standards has reached a new low with FR86 quango finally moving into the last phase...early conclusions are reported to be that the next generation of HDTV ready biscuits will in fact be the old favourites Digestive and Rich tea.Whilst some see this as a regressive step it is deemed to be vital in the ideation phase of specification compilation with regard to maintain continuity of throughput parameters.
The whole HDTV program is deemed a huge success have only take approximately half century to reach fruition insofar as, at last a gullible, or rather 'technologically aware' public is on stream with the out pourings of industry keen to see us all ensconced in rooms that have flat screen TVs at least as big as a wall.
It is rumoured that the British Government will be propping up the few remaining CRT producers by taking their output and using it to build flood defences.
(Apologies to Moose and the guys...and anyone else who is offended by this little jest)