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The Philosopher & the Cash Machine

09/15/2007 5:11 PM

So, Rene Descarte goes up to the cash machine thinking...'shall I get ze 30 or 40 quid?'

What will he decide and why?

(This thread is complete lunacy based on a conversation I overheard! Hopefully it will result in a 'humour' tag)

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09/20/2007 11:23 AM

Mine are worthless to start with...

Fish ..heads or tails? wha'ever

Prrrrrr

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09/20/2007 1:24 PM

I loves those little mousies,
Mousies what I love to eat.
I bite they little heads off,
And chew upon they tiny feet.

- Gary Larson

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09/20/2007 2:56 PM

That's what I'm talking about!

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09/20/2007 12:03 PM

Rosebud.

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09/21/2007 3:38 AM

Shhh! the Doberman will hear you, and then there will be trouble!

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09/21/2007 3:58 AM

I'll twang it's strings.

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09/21/2007 12:33 PM

Woman at the bar asks the barman for a 'Double Entendre'... so he gave her one!

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09/21/2007 1:03 PM

He he. I just knows that I seen that one before, but it's still funny.

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09/24/2007 7:45 AM

Del caught that one from Europium.

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09/24/2007 1:33 PM

I know, I was just taunting him to admission. I hear he's fled South though.

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09/24/2007 4:14 AM

Ok, it's early, you're going to have to explain why the tec in tecnical (sic) is in italics (but hey, I get some points for noticing, eh?!). And why no "H"?

And you need to explain why you were reading that dirty mac link...I'm starting to worry about you.

<Note to self: keep tweezers on person at all times when dealing with Kris. That beard is just too tempting!>

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09/24/2007 6:46 AM

I just know you are luring me to explain that 'tec' is a more usual reference for P.I. than 'dick'. 'n' of course I'm always dropping me aiches. It's a Truss thing. me dirty mac just appuned.

< Note to self, insert more trivial links. Phone Del. > You can make a porta-kris if you like !

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09/24/2007 7:51 AM

Swine. I read most of the "found" stories.

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09/24/2007 1:19 PM

LOL. New towns can be such sprawling place. Perhaps the moustached one is faking to organize his own ransom. Then again, strange things happen...

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