Finally! Free energy -- the real deal!

"Let me be the first to offer my contrafibularities." BA

gah! I created prefamulated ambulite back in 1993 - I never even thought about using it for retro-encabulation!

stupid!

stupid!

stupid!

Frustrating, isn't it? I just came up with a device for kicking myself for failing to patent great ideas. You can be sure that I am filing a provisional patent for it today -- otherwise I'll be kicking myself in the future when I see my idea on YouTube!

"In researching John Searl, I came across this video, which indicates that finally, some real powerhouse firms in the automation biz have come up with what appears to be the real deal in free energy -- at least the description seems remarkably like the descriptions of free energy devices."

How did you ever come up with this superb video of the bloviator's way with words?

Every skeptic should visit <ebaumsworld.com> and also check out the Allen-Bradley Retro Entabulator

Heh, Heh ,Heh!!! Didnt know there were still fast talking snake oil salesmen around.

I love the link!!

I am more inclined to go for the Turbo Encabulator!

Excellent!!!

How do you guys find these things?

I'll bet it was a blast writing the script and I can't believe how well that guy could hold a straight face rattling that stuff off. They'd have to film me rolling around on the floor in a puddle of tears from laughing so hard.

Thanks! I needed the laugh.

I don't know if it is true, but I was told by an engineer that the video was one of several produced by Rockwell Automation. The person speaking was allegedly an actor who had no clue what he was saying. (An engineer could never keep a straight face). When an applicant seeking a job was shown the video, the HR person observed the applicants face. If he/she listened attentively to the presentation their qualifications were certainly questionable. If they were rolling on the floor with laughter = HIRED.

True or not - Great Story.

"(An engineer could never keep a straight face)."

Not so! I listened intently I really understood what the narrator was saying. It's actually code, believe it or not. The "Turbo Encabulator" is actually a secret means to the real energy source. The secret key lies in deciphering word numbers 47 through 93 in the narrators dialogue.

Always remember: there's deep truth in soap operas!

-John

If we could just harness the power eminating from the BS entabulator we could attach it to the politicians and power the world.

Is it just me or does anyone else see the similarities between these clips and "The Inconvenient Truth" by our new Nobel Prize Winner?

I watched the video, was so impressed that I went right to eBay and snapped one up. Now you can all envy me.

Really, what is free energy?! We people find plutonium, and hey!!! There's a whole bunch of free energy locked up inside there by Mother Nature. Or, Hey! I just found this mountain lake that would make a great hydroelectric facility. Or, Hey! Here's this really neat hydrothermal field just rip for the picking!!!

What's the difference between that and any other form of free energy? We little monkeys are opportunists!!!

There were many problems with the prototype from what I hear! The differential girdle spring kept anti-configuring the drawn reciprocating dingle arm which in turn caused a massive uncontrollable amount of energy!

My bladder spits free-energy at your pinwheel!!!

You people are just laughing because you do not understand the man! That is very childish of you.

He is not speaking English, he talks Techlish, which is commonly used to express the otherwise unutterable. You should all try to learn from him instead of ridiculing, remember if this were class, you would all be in the corner thinking about what you just did.

One question... Are you serious?!

Please don't embarrass yourself and ask me to explain it to you!

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sorry I can't keep this up without laughing either, of course I am not.

Erm...that is not your real face by any chance?

I might ask you the same. Your avatar looks like one of my uncles! Especially around the beard.

Sarcasm is fine, but if your tongue is too far in your cheek, you may taste something you don't want to, and you just might come off looking like a...

I have seen the video years ago but it was fun to see it again. Here are the lyrics of the song :

Here at Rockwell Automation's world headquarters, research has been proceeding to develop a line of automation products that establishes new standards for quality, technological leadership, and operating excellence. With customer success as our primary focus, work has been proceeding on the crudely conceived idea of an instrument that would not only provide inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters. Such an instrument, comprised of Dodge gears and bearings, Reliance Electric motors, Allen-Bradley controls, and all monitored by Rockwell software, is Rockwell Automation's retro-encabulator. Now basically the only new principle involved is that instead of power being generated by the relative motion of conductors and fluxes, it's produced by the modial interaction of magneto-reluctance and capacitive diractance. The original machine had a baseplate of prefamulated amulite surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two swerving bearings were in a direct line with the panametric fam. The lineup consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzal vanes, so fitted to the ambiphasient lunar wang shaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented. The main winding was of the normal lotus-O deltoid type placed in panendermic semi-bolloid slots of the stater, every seventh conductor being connected by a non-reversible tremi pipe to the differential girdle spring on the up end of the grammeters. Moreover whenever fluorescent score motion is required, it may also be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocation dingle arm to reduce sinusoidal deplanaration. The retro-encabulator has now reached a high level of development, and it's being successfully used in the operation of milper trenyans. It's available soon, wherever Rockwell Automation products are sold.

Sounds like politics, does't it?

It is a work of art eh! I think Del may have the ambiphasient lunar wang shaft in his garage! I can't wait to see it! Just hope Del puts up a pic for us!

Hi Randolph,

Thanks for the video documentation. However, I'd just like you to know that I successfully solved the problem of "lunar wang shaft side fumbling" decades ago. I think it's just petty that I wasn't given due recognition!

Furthermore, the lotus-O deltoid winding had absolutely nothing to do with the well known problem that all of us at Fibroid Tectonics experienced while inducing latent semi-circular eddy currents within the impacted bolloid slots (not to be confused with the open-ended bolloid anus ring vanes).

Our primary, and secondary and tertiary, et. al., concern was overflow prevention of all ninth, not seventh, scores such that finite grammetrics could be effectively contained (however, our grammeter was out of date).

We discovered, perhaps too late, that multiple octaves were necessary to create the needed intertiary tension of the girdle springs. In addition, we concluded that a double dingle dangle was not sufficient to cause a rise to the required occasion.

We, at Fibroid, await, with bingled anticipation, for further blueprints regarding this amazing discovery.

Ken,

Where in the world did you find this one?

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! I don't see how that guy was able to keep a straight face while explaining that device! I've got to replay it enough times to get all the words and names down so I can convincingly describe it to my grandkids.

-John

The actor is great , isn't he? There are several closely related videos on YouTube, (one referenced in a post above) where the same script, with just a couple changes, is used to describe "encabulators" based on transmission drawings.

I came across this while attempting to see if there was even the tiniest grain of plausibility in John Searl's claims for his SEG (which 1. generates free electricity and 2. antigravitational forces -- several have flown off into space, he claims --and 3. moves without any friction whatsoever, and 4. has numerous health benefits). I was unable to find anything to indicate that he is anything other than a fraud or sadly and seriously deluded. He uses his own "language" to describe his "invention" as if the theory or philosophy cited is common knowledge. For example, his machine exploits "The Law of The Squares" and he will off-handedly say something like: "As we know from the "law of the squares" blah, blah, blah. His hope, I assume, is that the unaware listener or reader will say "Oh yeah, that sounds vaguely familiar and technical, so there must be theoretical support for what he is saying." In fact, he made up "The Law of the Squares" and it is described in a link that Sterling Stan provided in the Searl thread.

It's as if I were to say: According to the well known Fry Rambulation Construct, attaining a ratio of energy input to energy output of 2.5 is well within the capability of our machine, provided we can achieve a Ronstan ratio of 4.2, which is quite reasonable, and in fact conservative, for rare earth materials.

So, in a thread somewhere in hyperspace where John Searl was discussed, someone posted the link to the Rockwell video as being about as sensible as John Searl's claims. It makes the time spent trying to see if there is anything of value in the SEG worthwhile. I love the actor's hand motions as he describes things!

He was jailed for running machines?? in which country

14 million pounds to set up a shop so what will this free energy cost

This video looks fantastics like any other show , i would appreciate you to discover this video than the inventor , i don`t think evil forces within government will suppress such information , so we call government evil or what , it is basically greed , ego,selfishness that form hurdles wether government or companies or related authorities not the other way out , who doesn`t want anything free money , power(fame,leadership) , energy , well everybody among us.

Sounds wonderfully similar to any number of patent applics I've come across. Lawyers write troddle they claim to understand and know no one else will (so they can charge again for unravelling the mess that results). Patent lawyers write stuff they think makes sense on a subject that's not their own. Result: utter incomprehensibility.

You can run engines off pig manure gasses, but you have to feed the pigs, the gasses from BS comes free. Regards JD.