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Help With My Car

04/24/2020 1:25 AM

My car runse ruff and smoks and the mechnanex want chages me 250$ dignose What should i do?

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04/24/2020 3:40 AM

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04/25/2020 10:23 AM

I suggest Tannerite in all of the cylinders instead,ignited simultaneously.

Oh,I almost forgot,save some for the engineering team that put this hodge-podge collection of junk on the road.

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04/24/2020 2:11 PM

Thank you for giving the forum more information about your problem than most . . .

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04/24/2020 2:45 PM

Looks like that farmer decided to take it away from his goats and chickens.

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04/24/2020 3:42 PM

You should sell it to the arena for monster truck night....

Then you could join with thousands of others in cheering its total destruction....

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04/24/2020 6:03 PM

It's too bad someone wrecked the joke by "correcting" the title.

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04/24/2020 10:50 PM

Take a spelling class and trade in the car.

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04/25/2020 2:32 AM

Take it to the quiet corner, like where it is now and explain to it that smoo king will block up its air filter and rot out its cat a little tick cone verter as they are not meant for nickel teen, though rot manse won't act septic blame for such folly.

As for runsing ruff buy it some new shoes, preferably not Chinese try wrangle brand tyres for they really do run like they is try wrangles, maybe check for square wheels like on the Mythical Bust Hers program.

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04/25/2020 6:00 AM

Swap the letters in the ''F O R D'' name with ones from a Ford that doesn't smoke....

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04/25/2020 10:42 AM

I don’t know about correcting it from running rough, but for your car smoking,...Have you tried Nicorette?

it may even help it run smoother...

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04/25/2020 11:07 AM

Take off the radiator cap...

and put a new car under it.

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04/25/2020 1:27 PM

Do they have a glue factory for cars? That would help.

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04/25/2020 4:08 PM

is caveleer a gud car to runs for yeers for me my kids to shcool?

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04/27/2020 2:39 AM

Drive it here:

...and leave it.

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04/27/2020 5:30 AM

I may seem dumb but why would you let a mechanic dig yer nose, wouldn't a spear shell list do a better job of hooter repairs especially if the are from skin cancer?

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04/27/2020 8:22 AM

Another option is to re-enact the last scene of the film Thelma and Louise...

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04/28/2020 2:28 PM

I was waiting for someone to post: Take the wipers off the car - they're the most valuable thing.

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