After
having dug to a depth of 10 meters last year, New York scientists found
traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that
their ancestors already had a telephone network at least a century ago.
Not
to be outdone by the Big Apple, California
scientists found traces of copper wire even deeper, at nearly 20 meters. Reported the L.A. Times: 'California archaeologists unearth traces of 200-year-old copper wire, clearly indicating that California had an advanced communications infrastructure in place at least one century before New York's.'
One
week later a Bryan, Texas newspaper, Daryl's Farm and Ranch Report, disclosed that, 'After digging as deep as 30 meters in cotton fields near Texas A&M
University, Bubba Pickle, University Provost, backhoe operator and dabbler in matters archaeological, found "Nothin'! Nary a $#@%&* damn thing!" proving conclusively that no less than 300 years ago, Texans had already gone wireless.'
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