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Engineering Tale from a Lady Archer!

04/25/2009 4:25 AM

How strong is your Bowstring/Tow Rope?


I had a choice today of buying petrol for my car or going shooting. You can guess which won
Unfortunately I took the precaution of parking off the track in the grass and on a serious slope. Yes ... so I see you've done it too! I had a great time shooting (some personal bests in there I think) got back to my car only to discover that the limited dribble of petrol was way down the slope with the best part of the car and the Bl**dy thing wouldn't start. I called back my husband who agreed to tow me up on to level ground but I would have to wait whilst he returned home for a tow rope.
NO! I cried, use my bow string. It's fast flight and pretty strong even if it's only 12 strands.
He laughed at me and we made a bet.
Then we attached my Mercedes 320E to his BMW 7 series with my little string to his gleeful chanting of "it'll be a write off and you'll have to make another after I get us back and find the tow rope."
"Pah" I said "this stuff is strong."
So with me praying to all the archery gods on high and my fingers firmly crossed he backed the BMW up the slope dragging me and the mercedes up the grass and back on to level ground - about 20 metres!
After my car started (petrol starvation over) I removed the string, measured it and checked it for damage. THERE WAS NONE - I mean NONE.
Morale - use fastflight for shooting or towing vehicles it's REALLY strong. Oh and buy petrol before you go -----------------------------
The above was copied from the Archery Interchange website, hope you enjoyed it.
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04/25/2009 8:23 AM

Wow - I'd never guessed!

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04/25/2009 11:40 PM

Del,

One of us has flipped his lid...and I am starting to believe it is you! But if it turns out to be me, please don't tell the rest of the guys...and for goodness sake, don't tell my wife, you know Mrs. ba/ael. She already suspects I am a bit on the weird side. I thought it was you...but it could be me...drat! Can't figure it out.

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04/26/2009 3:45 AM

What I want to know is how you manage to tie two cars together with a bowstring which is only about 60-70 inches long???
I can really imagine the husband thinking...'no chance...stupid woman...' and getting the shock of his life....someone else on the site posted later to say they'd made a fly-wire (Peter Pan style)... out of the stuff (and I thought I was mad)

BTW...The smillies on the Archery site are rather fun.....
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04/26/2009 4:06 AM

Surely using the emergency tow hooks (eyes) will be enough?

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04/26/2009 4:12 AM

Yes, you can pass the string through one eye, and then though one the loop of the bow string, and just tie the other end. It just seems a tad short to me... Ok I know it was just being pulled onto level ground, but it doesn't allow much room for braking.
(Especially as the one being towed is a woman)

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06/09/2009 3:16 PM

It was from a LONG BOW, Del.

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04/26/2009 8:37 PM

Why don't use a pantie hose like "normal" people?

On the side, a few weeks ago you showed a link to a you-tube movie with a high tech bow in 3d de/re-constructed. Ever since then i wonder why all those extra stuff?

If those "professional" competition shooters use a real bow they couldn't use it because no counter weights, cross-hair etcetera.

I have been to some bow shooting (schoolgirls) events here, and they shoot just as accurate with the classical bows (sorry for the rant)

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04/27/2009 3:42 AM

I'm with you there... I don't go in for all that stabilizers, and sights nonsense.
Draw and loose.... in one smooth movement...if I pause to think or aim, that's when I miss.
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04/27/2009 9:05 AM

Another interesting application of panty-hose - I used one as a fan belt for the alternator for about 50 miles in the middle of the night one cold winter.

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04/27/2009 9:06 AM

You must have been chilly once you took 'em off

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04/27/2009 10:14 AM

You laugh monkey boy!*

I worked high steel construction in Denver in the winter BEFORE microfiber superwhizbang longjohns - and you never seen funny like watching a 300lb construction worker buying Leggs support extra, extra large - but we all wore them - drilling platforms, steel construction, about every outdoor job I worked in the '70s involved panty hose under jeans under heavy coveralls.

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04/27/2009 10:23 AM

Laughing aside, many British Armed Forces members 40 years ago would use ladies Pantyhose to keep warm in Arctic conditions. The MOD simply did not supply everyone with the proper equipment (They don't even do that today according to many sources!!!).

The first time it was suggested as a good idea, I thought they were having me on!!! And planning to have a laugh at my expense, I froze. All the veterans (very "normal" guys.....) were not a bit abashed to show they knew their onions!! Before we went north the next time, I shamefacedly stole into a shop and bought some.....Talk about embarassed.....

It turns out that Pantyhose is an excellent leg warmer under thick trousers, but what my girlfriend of the day would have thought had she been there, I shudder to think!!!

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04/27/2009 12:00 PM

Yeah, nothing new there - a lot of guys we sent to Korea in summer gear would have killed for panty hose!

And I was on the phone with my kid this weekend - recently graduated from Armor school and off shopping before he deploys.

The hot toy (for tanks at least) seems to be the Edmund Scientific wireless weather station. You stick the sensor out on the hull, reciever inside near the gunner. Apparently accuracy is MUCH improved with better atmospheric data.

P.S. If anyone has suggestions for him from recently returned, he is bound to be headed for the desert - he is open.

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04/27/2009 12:03 PM

Long long ago in a distant universe I too have worn them when playing s Goalie in the middle of winter (well that's what I told Mrs Cat anyway....I'm not sure she believed I needed a suspender belt too)
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04/27/2009 12:46 PM

Were they something like this?

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04/27/2009 12:48 PM

Would that I looked that good - might have made for *life choices* differently made!

and logging boots sort of ruined the effect.

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04/27/2009 1:01 PM

Those are not panty hose.. those are stockings and garters. If you catch your bunkmate wearing those.... or worse yet, catch yourself wearing those.. it is for a different type of warmth.

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04/27/2009 8:29 PM

"it's astounding, time is fleeting madness takes it tole

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Let's do the time warp again!

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04/28/2009 5:20 AM

LOL!!

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04/27/2009 3:36 AM

It seems a shame that assistance wasn't forthcoming from the male half of the species attending the event. "Chivalry is dead shock horror probeGate". If the individual involved had been held captive at the top of some castle tower, things might have been different!

Did the value of the vehicle involved have an influence on the outcome? Interesting possibilities come to mind...

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04/27/2009 3:40 AM

Oh don't start me off on rescuing maidens fanasies ...help help I've been tied up....

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04/27/2009 8:15 AM

Del:

I saw your tagline, and thought to myself "Even harder when you realize it didn't take Quantum Mechanics to develop flush toilets, but it DID take flush toilets to develop Quantum Mechanics".

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04/27/2009 5:14 PM

Is it them or me: she called back her husband didn't ask him to pick up a can of gas on the way back? A gallon should be plenty. Injectors really don't like to be dried out either - was she lucky or what?

Overall, I suppose it proves that money and sense aren't necessarily correlated.

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04/27/2009 5:16 PM

P.S. This wouldn't perchance be Mary, Lady Archer?

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