Those of you who know me on CR4 know of my crusade against Penguins. Previous warnings can be found here or here. Often my warnings of the impending Penguin threat are ignored or laughed off as a joke.
Well here's some news that hopefully will give you naysayers pause, it turns out that Penguins have established a beachhead in South Africa (somebody warn Jorrie!). These "African Penguins" have adapted to the warmer temperatures and in their usual devious manner charmed a local beat writer into complacent admiration, no doubt so they can fortify their position without resistance. The article can be found here.
This follows closely on the heels of the recent decade long occupation of Patagonia. Here is the link.
And of course their vicious campaign for the Stanley Cup (Go Wings!).

Where does it end? I understand no one watches hockey anymore, and who really worries about Patagonia?, but as they slowly drift northward bent on domination at somepoint they will start to conquer places that matter. It's time we acted.
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