A score of 10/20 might indicate Anno Domini is a factor...
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We don't get too many creature comforts in the netherworld/UK. When I eventually get Bart Simpson , he's gonna bring me a La-Z-Boy . Be careful all ye who invent great things !
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How many times have you seen some really cool invention, gizmo, thingamabob, and just absolutely, positively had to have it? Invention is the Mother of Necessity!
That is so true . I want them all . Now ! I really like those cool gadgets that are cheap to knock up (eg water bubble diver in a drink bottle - could watch it for ages. I'm going to modify one with a discreet pressure tube to really baffle young Nephews. I just had to make a 'tomahawk' to trisect angles , even tho' it isn't used for anything. Uncle Reds 'monkey-shooter' is on the list. If I'm stuck in a waiting room I knock up an Origami Jackstone , simply 'cos it still amazes me. The list go's on ).Those power striding stilt things would be really neat to have.
That Lay-Z-Boy , is gonna be stashed with lovely lukewarm real-ale though !
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"Knock up" - yeah we use that one as well , but it just kind of slipped out on this occasion (!). Oh my god , I'm slipping , ah , torrent of double entendres coming (ahhhh, again ).....
Beer from a fridge ? I'm going in to meltdown !!
ps - Don't know if you guys have the comic Viz - the early editions (pre 1985 ) are an absolute riot of politically incorrect humour .
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