I looked through the LynDoor™ Industries catalog, and I cannot find anything that will meet all of your requirements.
I might have suggested Beerium™ (we use that for the bubbles in beer), but it must be stored in a container of liquid electricity and it cakes up pretty badly unless it is dissolved in flat beer.
Are there ANY other requirements that we should know about?
Sponge cake. (Or does that flunk the anti-caking criterion?)
Newsletter Challenge:
Part 1- How many mutual incompatibilities were there in the first specification?
Part 2- How many other incompatibilities result from the new anti-caking spec?
As for shouting, I guess it works; this thread has more replies than the non-shouting one.
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