Caption This for 02/26/10

New containers for snake oil ?

guaranteed to improve mileage

How weird. Tornado is shown as having an 'almost good' answer, except that Tornado's answer is nowhere to be found on this thread!

"If Fred says 'insular' one more time I'm gonna kill 'im!"

If you think that the elephants' graveyard is hard to find, try looking for the Daleks' birthplace!

All these years and we never realised that there was a perspective and scaling scam going on at the Dr Who studios....

When Jake and Elmer headed out to sharpen the mower blades, they disturbed the BoredBoard Meeting of the KrisDel Corporation.

Big-Mow: portable Redneck moonshine stands.

Tabloid Headline: Lord Snowden Retires to Skaro, Takes Up Baby Photography!

See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dalek, sentence ending with ^[6] for explanation.

Since the I.C. motor in my lawn mower is only 1% efficient, I decided to take a lesson from Archimedes and apply leverage.

With the principal of "leverage multiplication by energy transfer" I will demonstrate that I can cut an 8 foot swath of orchard grass with the power of six AA batteries.

The electrical insulators I must use on the mower are needed since the electrical energy undergoes a densifying which yields 200 KW.

I was asked to trim the grass during the winter olympics, is it was starting to show through the snow cover, I thought they said grass, but I'm pretty sure if it is grass, it would be more white than green, I did query them, askng if they needed a snow blower instead, but I was advised that there wasn't enough snow to blow your own nose, but I will need these fancy Blue lights on the front so people can see me coming through the blissards of dust..

BIG-MOW recently retired after a long career mowing marijuana patches in the power company right of way. For his efforts he was awarded the "distinquished insulator cluster", the highest award of its type. He has since retired to a meadow where he swaps stories with the other retirees and doing an occasional "mercy mowing" for a grass widow.

Hillybilly jim; I was mowing the backyard and found this and three chevy's.

BIG-MOW keeps himself well-insulated the old fashion way.

Investigators discover that Toyota's cover-up of the prototype used in testing the failed accelerator pedal was more than the average shell game.

ROFPMSL!!! I'm going to print this and take it to my mechanic. His nickname is Bubba!!!

How do I get this Hybrid piece of junk working? I haven't been able to mow my lawn for weeks!

No disrespect to Steve Irwin or his fellow adventurers. We need more people like him.

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Whispering from behind some bushes with some obscure Aussie accent;

And here we've found it! I've always wanted to see one of these up close like this! The legendary grand mowsterioserous. Quietly napping in the shade on a sundry day in the out back.

Still whispering;

Quite the dangerous beast as you can no doubt tell by the ware and tare on its horns, usually used for turning up roots and foraging through the saw grass they make formidable weapons when defending itself or its young. It has also been known to occasionally bite the toes off of would be attackers.And is also capable of throwing sticks and stones at exceptional speeds.

Still whispering;

Herds of these great creatures with their insatiable appetite has been known to consume entire fields of grassland in just hours. Now at just a fraction of it's number due to encroachment these magnificent beasts are in serious danger of becoming extinct.

Still whispering;

Now lets jump on its back, wrestle it to the ground and see just how this bad boy measures up

Big Moo?

"Not so big now are you?" taunted the grass around Big-Mow

"Oh jeeze, not again," sighed Big Mow as CR4 noob Attila the Nun makes another futile attempt at a clever caption involving old insulators and a broken-down riding mower. "I sure hope he forgets to press the 'Submit this Comment' button this time."

Good one! GA