Gator Power: Alligator Fat Pitched as Biodiesel

Redefined MPG: Miles per 'Gator.

I didn't know the fat from alligators was thought to be threatened.

Periodic liposuction--release alligator back into swamp--repeat indefinitely.

1) Leaner, meaner alligators.

2) Sustainability.

Are there really any statistics of millions of pounds of alligator fat being thrown away annually? But throw in crocodiles, Gila monsters, Komodo dragons, and iguanas--and you've got a real business model! Whee! Crocodile Dundee's Petrol Shoppe!

Brilliant!

I see a bright future for you in the R & D Department at LynDoor™ Industries!

When you get tired of the balmy weather in Alaska, have your people call my people and we will prepare the path for your next great adventure! Welcome aboard!

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What about AUS?

Oh, sure AUS is good...

All ya have to do is come up with great ideas, like Tornado.

I just mentioned in another post that this place is better than standup.

Lets call it Crockfat down here. AUSSIE CROCKFAT, what a title for the local paper here.

What do they do with the human fat after liposuction? A complete new market here. We're not gonna run out of fats in a hurry that's for sure

Pitched as Biodiesel. Yeah, right

"Mammy's little baby loves short'nin', short'nin'; Mammy's little baby loves short'nin' bread!"