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Caption This for 02/24/12

Posted February 23, 2012 4:45 PM by Kaplin


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02/23/2012 5:02 PM

HEEEEEYYYY, watch were your pointing that high pressure wand.

You know there's no glass in that frame!

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02/23/2012 5:08 PM

Instead of a wand, I think he is actually holding a rope that is around the other guy's waist.

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02/23/2012 5:17 PM

Shhhhhhh

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02/24/2012 12:10 AM

I think you missed the joke.

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02/24/2012 7:43 AM

He is, but the second guy should at least tie the end of the rope to his own ankle as a safety measure.

Well, that's two of the three Stooges.

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02/23/2012 5:17 PM

New team building exercise, how much do you trust your co-workers?

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02/23/2012 5:45 PM

The #1 method to getting a raise.

Get your boss to do your job while you act as his safety net.

'Hey boss do you remember last month when I was depending on you to back me up at that meeting?'

Boss man: No, why?

(15 minutes later when the paramedics show up.)

How did this man fall off a 20 story building while cleaning his window?

Me: I don't know, maybe it was due to poor memory and he forgot about the importance of using proper backup procedures and team work.

(Oh like no one else here has a similar fantasy about being in the same position shown here with their boss while holding his safety rope.)

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02/23/2012 6:51 PM

Hey you, holdin the rope....You got the time???

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02/23/2012 10:32 PM

"I don't get it. Almost every week it looks like somebody has jumped right through the window, but there's never a body on the ground below. We put in a new one, and then a few days later we're back again. So, whose office did you say this is?"

"Oh, some guy name Kent. Clark Kent, I think."

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02/23/2012 10:41 PM

...scratch, scratch..."Frank", scratch, scratch, "FRANK - If you go to sleep once more while you're holdin' that rope I swear....."

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02/23/2012 10:59 PM

OSHA is gonna have a field day with this one!

You can't put a step ladder that close to an open window!

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02/23/2012 11:52 PM

And the anchor man isn't wearing gloves, he's going to get a terrible rope burn!

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02/25/2012 8:18 AM

This was probably at OSHA. Regulations are for the serfs, like us.

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02/24/2012 12:07 AM

Now I know why this bloke borrowed $1000 of me this morning........Hmmm do I really need that money back????? Maybe I could just drop him, film it and put it on youtube or I could just take that awesome Lava Lamp and sell it on Ebay to recoup my $1000. Decisions decisions.

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02/24/2012 1:26 AM

Just tug the rope nice and slowly Phil, I think I may have tied the rope off onto something I perhaps shouldnt have.

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02/24/2012 1:27 AM

If they took a pane out to get out there, why not just ake them all out and clean them inside?

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02/24/2012 3:47 AM

It's Health and Safety gone mad!!!!

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02/24/2012 4:02 AM

Method Statement execution vs Actual job execution

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02/24/2012 4:21 AM

Tom was so good at his job, they asked him to sort the window problem ().

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02/24/2012 4:26 AM

Use all the gadgets you want, but I'll still speak to CR4 .

please please please don't ban me for that - I was juss pulling yer legs !

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02/24/2012 4:30 AM

The latest update for Windows adds more security to your downloads

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02/24/2012 4:44 AM

"Two men fell to their death today..."

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02/24/2012 5:57 AM

New Honesty in the Office Sign

So, who's jerkin' your chain?

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02/24/2012 6:40 AM

The girl you were telling me about earlier, that you met in the bar: she was my wife!

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02/24/2012 7:46 AM

Hey! Is the left hand of the guy outside the window giving the "finger" to the guy holding the rope?

That's not very smart.

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02/24/2012 8:36 AM

I'll bet a dollar the other fingers are missing. Maybe that could be next week's photo. =)

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02/24/2012 8:01 AM

...and now we know...how bungee jumping started!

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02/24/2012 9:00 AM

The third STOOGE is taking the Photo.....

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02/24/2012 9:20 AM

Okay Jim 'ole pal, just to let you know, this is the way the ball is going to bounce....I'm going to push you off that ledge for screwing around with my 17 year daughter last night! HAPPY LANDINGS YOU FILTHY DRUNKEN JACKASS!!!!!

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02/24/2012 9:30 AM

GS : "I'll clean the outside window".

CR4 :"No problem, I'll watch and steady you".

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02/24/2012 10:00 AM

You'd have to be crazy to go out on a window sill like that without a safety line attached to your belt!

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02/24/2012 10:35 AM

which is stronger? the rope or his belt. This is a tough way to find out.

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DCaD, that is HILARIOUS! Well played.

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02/24/2012 10:44 AM

This was the remaining alternative. These guys used all of the barrels:

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02/24/2012 10:46 AM

This is really boring and stupid.

Boss thinks he saving money on a lift.

Well lets see him figure out who's going to hold the rope when he gets to the last window.

Let alone how he will get back in.

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02/24/2012 11:26 AM

How do you know it isn't the boss holding the rope?

At least if the boss was worth half his salt he would be.

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02/24/2012 3:04 PM

So what you say is a boss worth half his salt. Would send people into places he would not go himself. ???

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02/24/2012 8:40 PM

That was a joke.

A really good boss would not let anyone else do what he or she was not willing to do (men's and ladies' room exempted).

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02/27/2012 7:59 AM

You could argue that the boss has already done it, and is the boss because now he has other people to do it, so he doesn't have to any more. Still meets your "prepared to do himself" requirement.

Would you trust your intern/YTS/Apprentice to hold your rope....?

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Yes.

I remember my grandfather telling me that occasionally his crew would not go up on some steel girders to do work (he owned his own steel erection company building skyscrapers) and on a few occasions he would end up doing the work himself.

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02/24/2012 11:49 AM

Now, what was that you said about my sister???

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By climbing the corporate ladder one will always find more windows of opportunity to let go of the rope and take the fall and see the light (in a lava lamp).

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02/24/2012 1:05 PM

I wish all "Windows Upgrades" were as risk free!!

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02/24/2012 1:09 PM

Well...you didn't expect him to use the top step of the ladder, did you?

From OSHA 3124: "Do not use the top or top step of a stepladder as a step"

Then why is it called a top step?

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02/24/2012 6:06 PM

Isn't the rug by the window a slip hazard?

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02/24/2012 6:17 PM

You all crack me up!

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Oh, no, not again?

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No. Not yet.

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02/24/2012 10:09 PM

Larry: Hey Moe! Where's Curly?

Moe: He's down in the parking ready to catch me in case you let go of the rope, you halfwit!! Now stop being such a numbskull and go get me that screwdriver I asked for.

Larry: OK.

Larry: Here's the screwdriver Moe...MOE??...now where did he go.....

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02/25/2012 12:00 PM

Don't give me any Slack!!!

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02/25/2012 5:59 PM

Repairing the defences after Arthur used his library card.

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02/26/2012 4:00 PM

These ones are easy to replace, but sealing the last one has to be done without the rope and then climb down the outside.

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