Literally Inhale Your Food As Restaurant Serves Tastable Gas

As long as I can pay with the 'smell of money' then OK...

Now you can have gas and eat it too.

Do they serve musical fruit?

Another dumb idea has found its time.

Gives new life to the term Vaporware, or is that what they serve it on? Do you eat it with Pneutensils?

If somebody rips a good one can the place be sued for food poisoning?

I mean, c'mon, this a whole new Paradigm Shift (on the desert menu, btw).

If somebody rips a good one can the place be sued for food poisoning?

Hey, are you going to eat that?

Eat what?

Dammit, who always leaves the window open........

Don't pull his finger !!

I'll pass ^{on the} gas.

And we thought that Chinese food didn't stick to the ribs for long....

So, will one be able to order take-away food by smellephone?

Not if he has any scents!

oh, I can see that really taking off....

Would like like second helpings?

No, no,..... That was an excellent thanksgiving dinner,.....no,,,... no,,,, I can't inhale another cubic foot.........i have to loosen my belt......

Oh, when we first started, it was great, we received a government grant and loan, and everything was going smoothly, until.......

The government mandated us to be green and recycle our gas, first our business drop off a cliff,...^{ok, ok, we really didn't have much of a business,} but then

then our grant money ran out.

then we defaulted on our loans

then we had to declare bankruptcy.

I smell a rat.

After I posted, I wanted to edit it and add:

"But after receiving all that government money and declaring bankruptcy and after a nice political donation to parties I won't mention,

After walking away from that, I now work for the DNC, heck I was even a speaking at the DNC convention."

But Admin, must of smelt that I was going political and so they sabotage so the site would go down, and I couldn't.

All just so I won't be able to post that political nonsense........cuz there are other forum for that, ya'h know.

^{.....sniff, sniff..... was that you?}

did they really expect professional replys with a story like this?

But these are professional replies! Are you suggesting we're all amateurs here? rofl

you could be right........... the replies are actually empirical data.

An idea whose time has come is long overdue. Software companies have been promising vapourware for years. Or how about politicians' campaign promises? You hear them before they're elected and, afterwards, smell what they actually did whilst in office. Nothing new under the sun, except that much of it is done in the dark...