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Caption This for 08/02/13

Posted August 01, 2013 4:45 PM by Kaplin


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08/01/2013 5:27 PM

Bachelor cooking survival guide.......chap 1- Secrets of survival for bachelors on a budget...

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08/01/2013 5:31 PM

I'm not that poor that I can't waste several kilowatts hour per meal.

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08/01/2013 5:58 PM

Black 'n Deck Burgers coming right up!

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08/01/2013 6:30 PM

Ironically, this is a photo of the new *Kris-Del* Burger Chain kitchen. "Ain't Nothin' Like It."

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08/01/2013 8:26 PM

Those must be those new fangled flatiron steaks!!!

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08/01/2013 9:29 PM

Honey, why does my shirt smell like bacon?

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08/01/2013 10:49 PM

I like that the grease drain holes are built right into the hotplate.

After use, invert the hotplate and press the "Steam" button to clean.

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08/02/2013 12:35 AM

Have a date?

Run out of gas?

No problem standard household ware MacGuyver to the rescue.

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08/02/2013 2:46 AM

So, this is inverter technology on irons? S.M.

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08/02/2013 6:21 AM

Have you to many irons in the fire?

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08/02/2013 7:51 AM

Hey Bubba, I don't think that's what Dr.Oz meant when he said control portion size.....

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08/02/2013 8:06 AM

Real men don't use household appliances.

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08/02/2013 8:22 AM

I'm more interested in the contraption hooked up to the back burner...

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08/02/2013 8:41 AM

That iron blended into the stove so well I almost didn't see it. Well done sir!

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08/02/2013 12:31 PM

The original Iron Chef

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08/02/2013 3:46 PM

and if you want a Panini press, just add another iron on top!

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08/02/2013 5:28 PM

The first prototype of the George Foreman grill.

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08/03/2013 8:05 AM

And she probably thought that I forgot it was Mother's Day. Breakfast in bed for my sweetie.

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08/03/2013 3:13 PM

Redneck grill.

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08/04/2013 9:57 PM

Rednecks have Irons?

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08/03/2013 8:52 PM

I think I figured out how the grease spots got on my shirt.

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08/05/2013 11:43 AM

The doctor told me I needed more iron in my diet.

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08/05/2013 11:51 AM

Unlike our competitors, we at Brand XXX steam our meats so that the flavor is locked in. And our bacon is the best because it's wrinkle free!

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08/07/2013 7:12 AM

No need to put in the dishwasher...simply use the self-cleaning option. Oh yeah, just ignore the pressure cooker bomb in the background.

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08/10/2013 6:56 PM

... and the short-order cook said

''Order out!...one pepperoni pizza...hold the pizza...Pick it up!...

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08/14/2013 10:14 AM

I finally discovered why dogs keep wanting to bite me, for a few days, after having an argument with the wife

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