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Caption this for 07/17/15

Posted July 16, 2015 4:45 PM by LakeGrl

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07/16/2015 5:25 PM

Albert takes his first, and last, stab at infrared photography

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07/16/2015 5:26 PM

Perhaps the Sea Shepherd Conservation Society should limit themselves to the water rather than land.

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07/16/2015 5:56 PM

That picture's so hot. (Sounding like Paris Hilton.)

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07/17/2015 9:12 AM

Beat me to the low-hanging fruit.

So you get a GA from me.

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07/16/2015 5:58 PM

Ever get that itchy burning feeling on your feet and um.. tripod?

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07/16/2015 6:25 PM

The sad part is he forgot to load the camera with film....

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07/16/2015 6:52 PM

Look, a successful ISIS suicide bomber, complaining that it sure in hot here in heaven, and looking for his 72 virgins.

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07/17/2015 12:13 PM

GA, phoenix911.

The only problem is that the heat part isn't in Heaven, it's Hell.

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07/17/2015 12:35 PM

Good one.... aaahhhhh,.... that was part of the joke.

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07/16/2015 7:04 PM

When you absolutely, positively just HAVE to get a few more shots of the lava flow!

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07/17/2015 12:35 AM

I actually like your thought on the lava flow. I can picture some like my brother in law to be standing on a lava flow. He's a professor at Pittsburgh University with way too many Phd's. Smartest kid I know!

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07/16/2015 7:05 PM

This is a shot to die for!

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07/16/2015 7:15 PM

Here is a little more about the photographer and posing for this shot. He apparently takes a lot of pictures of volcanos in Hawaii.

Kawika Singson.

I'd say you caption this one as: Liar, liar, pants on fire...

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07/17/2015 7:31 AM

GA AH, the photo is a gimmick. Shame, shame.

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07/17/2015 11:54 AM

Not so much. The guy really does this kind of thing, but this shot was for show.

I'm thinking that Nomex is probably on his Christmas wish list.

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07/17/2015 8:19 AM

(4) Pinocchio's,.... got it.

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07/16/2015 7:52 PM

And now...Hot off the press...I'll leave now... And what about the photographer taking this photograph of this photographer taking a photograph.

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07/16/2015 8:54 PM

Red hot news for CR4 on the origin of life.

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07/16/2015 10:58 PM

Then I hot-footed it outa there

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07/17/2015 12:12 AM

Famous last words #354

It is amazing how the surface of lava cools to the point where it acts as an insulator just like hot coals enable people to do firewalking. I can walk out here and take my time taking a photo without any problems. Here, watch.

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07/17/2015 3:26 AM

Darn, I just remembered I had beans for lunch.

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07/17/2015 4:16 AM

Fire Sale: One camera and Tripod. Bipod. monopod. Nopod. Hurry. Or will part-ex decent pair of shoes.

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07/17/2015 4:38 AM

That's why you have VISA.

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07/17/2015 4:41 AM

Yes, 750 degrees Fahrenheit, and let's see how our Timex is doing,... Yes, it still ticking, this is John Cameron Swayze for Timex.

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07/17/2015 5:47 AM

"I know if I keep trying I will get a picture of some fire."

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07/17/2015 7:12 AM

The risks of accepting the job of photographing the annual "fire walkers" convention.

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07/17/2015 8:02 AM

How the Chef Boyardee ravioli film was shot.

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07/17/2015 8:53 AM

Ahhh, a Newbie Wildlife Photog trying to fend off a Grizzly Bear.

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07/17/2015 8:56 AM

His Mentor (below): "He was one of my finest students"

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07/17/2015 10:32 AM

"So this is why you said I might need a more powerful telephoto lens!"

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07/17/2015 11:18 AM

When Joe accepted his editor's new "hot" assignment, he did not know what he was in for.

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07/17/2015 11:19 AM

New definition for the term "hot shot"...

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07/17/2015 12:05 PM

Damn ! I've got to find the shortest way out ! Quick !!!!

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07/17/2015 12:11 PM

The idea of the telephoto lens is you take a picture from a safe distance!

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07/17/2015 12:37 PM

In this case, it's the photographer who's over-exposed.

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07/17/2015 4:23 PM

And soon to be well done!

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07/17/2015 1:03 PM

Looks like a good place for a selfie stick!

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07/17/2015 1:06 PM

Shortly after the lightning storm passed, they found Ansell, still frozen in the position he took while filming the nudists beach.

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07/17/2015 3:06 PM

In keeping with my musical bent.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9EJ0qXNJGg

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07/17/2015 4:48 PM

After taking what he called the shot of the century, the papparazzi soon found that his shot was too hot to handle.

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07/18/2015 4:32 AM

'10 degrees indeed...now I know why this thermal imaging camera was on a special deal...'

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07/18/2015 9:21 AM

Where is this lens flare coming from?

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07/19/2015 1:31 PM

Dante's Inferno Camera Club is now offering classes on infrared photography.

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07/20/2015 7:20 AM

And he takes a lava photos

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07/22/2015 12:33 PM

Sorry..digital camera age

He captures a lava digital images?

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07/20/2015 5:18 PM

Hot Damn!

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07/20/2015 5:46 PM

You think he's got it bad? You should see his nude model!

"That's right Baby, You're looking so hot!"

"How can you hear my direction when you're screaming like that?"

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07/22/2015 5:53 AM

The re-filming of the Marilyn Monroe 1959 classic - "Some Like it Hot."

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07/22/2015 12:28 PM

Hullo John, I see, through this camera, a wild fire beneath the mountain and and inform Fire Service to put out the fire.

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08/22/2015 6:05 PM

''Jussssst one more second now, and I'm gonna get a reeeeally hot shot!...''

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