Caption this for 07/24/15

You might want to park somewhere else tomorrow!

Pass me that HazMat suit, please. We have to TRY to save her, for the good of humanity.

That looks a lot like the Hyundai I used to drive, except that entire Hyundai was a piece of $hite.

Well on the bright side you never have to worry about somebody trying to steal your parking spot....

Now if you can just find the perfect mate....

In some cultures, its supposed to be a sign of good luck! Bye the way, is that Michael McDonald in a Mad TV sketch...looks familiar.

Nailed it...

A new blight in the city, gangs of pigeons

Oh, no,......They're starting to organize

Yes, YES! The Great Bird Conspiracy has Begun! Come my fine feathered friends and fiends, soon we will rule the world! (Or at least 'paint' every vehicle in the Tri-State Area white.) MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Mr. Smith, what makes you think you have a bird problem?

The birds think they have a carbon monoxide problem.

Ticket 100 $.

Car wash extended version plus paint job - Priceless.

My mom's house had a beautiful tree in her front yard. It had nicely shaped articulated branches that twisted around each other one reaching up to the sky, with a sculptured appearance to it with almond shaped leaves. But come the mid to late summer time, like we are experienceing now in Canada, sure as shot, the sap would start to drop on to the front lawn, sidewalks, and onto the driveway covering any vehicle with a heavy tarry sticky black sap that was next to impossible to clean up. Needless to say, as beautiful as that tree looked, after a few yearsof putting up with its black sticky sap, Mom gave me the go ahead, and an hour and a half later, it was firewood.

Oh, crap!

Red Skelton was right, "A flock of them flew over that time."

The " Cristo " family touring car.

New for 2015: the Renault Guano!

• One wonders how far the lady passenger threw the ignition keys after rowing with the male driver....

Be grateful the pterodactyl is extinct...

What a wonderful patina!

You couldn't buy a look like that.

Bird crap is to a city car as mud is to a 4x4.

Priceless. Would pass as installation art.....

One of those Autonomous Cars after a few months use.

Hey, I think the birds spotted your car under the tree!

Poopmobile?

My Cavalier won't start...

In some country's this is considered good luck.....

While in other country's it's considered bad karma.

Guaranteed Theft Deterrent

Today Only - $100

I supply the birds.

Last time I go to a Flock of Seagulls concert.

Nevermind, the driver's half blind anyway!

"OH CR4P"

Agnes: "Harold, did you try turning on the wipers?"

The little old lady next door with the big bird feeder collection will be getting a nasty for Christmas.

Yes, it really got bad when the lady across the street past away, you know, the one with the cats.

The metropolitan transportation department's new pigeon brownies are much more effective at getting drivers to not park illegally. There are the occasional exception.

Tippy escaped to what she thought was sanctuary.

Ring,ring....Hello? Awk, Please deposit two ounces of premium bird seed to complete call...

Lead bird of the flock.... No, I said leave a trail so we can find our way back...... not all at once.

It appears that the driver of this Renault suffered a massive heart attack four weeks ago. Inspector Javert could not completely explain why the vehicle was left alone for so long.

Javert: The roosting bird pooh clearly has a deterring effect but I cannot explain why not even one parking ticket was placed.

"That'll teach you to run over pidgeons! Biggles was my friend, he was a friend to EVERYONE in the flock. We'll do this again and again, every day, until you leave town, bird-killer!"

At least he won't be getting any more parking tickets!

A good advertising photo for a mobile car wash business.

Unaccounted for problem on the set of the remake of Alfred Hitchcock's "The Birds".

Do you not see the yellow painted curb? It's there for a reason you know.

Reminds me of the time when my dad got a spot of his head while walking under one of his trees. When he looked up to swear at the bird, he got one in his mouth!

"In other news... Laguardia's resident pigeon flock have started to fight back against recently implemented airport bird control measures, pictures at 11:00..."

Welcome, as you enter the RAP music museum, The first exhibit your see the inspiration of MC Hammer's Hit song......

Equipping an automobile with an Improbability Drive will allow instantaneous travel to anywhere, but with the unfortunate side effect of perfect correlation between independent variable "car wash" and dependent variable "bird poop."

Look - I've told you before! I'm not Evan Almighty, and, I'm NOT building an Ark!

So clear off!

jt.

Some days you're the statue and some days you're the pigeon.

I guess surprising that flock wasn't such a good idea after all.

Reminds me of a far side cartoon

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For his amusement, Dug would feed Ex Lax to the pigeons in the park. He thought "Take MY license away would you......too OLD!"....mutter....poot....

I always knew Renaults were chick magnets.

First comes the shit storm.

Then I see they got a ticket on top of all that just to add insult to injury.

What a $hitty photograph!

Is this one for the Hemmings Motor Blob?

Newspaper is cheaper...

Yeah, but who buys newspapers any more? By the way, welcome to CR4!

Dam! Where are all those homeless guys when you actually need your windows washed?

Lol... I was thinking this other day. Now they just hold up signs asking for money...

Alfred Hitchcock's car after the call-back list for the bird casting

in his newest movie was posted.

The birds that didn't make the cut were not pleased.