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Caption This for 12/25/15

Posted December 24, 2015 4:45 PM by LakeGrl
Pathfinder Tags: engineering engineering gifts engineering images funny images

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12/24/2015 5:06 PM

Been using it for years. Didn't know it came in an attractive gift package!

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12/24/2015 5:20 PM

A little dab behind the ears, and women think I can fix anything!

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12/25/2015 3:53 AM

The ultimate fix it kit.

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12/24/2015 5:46 PM

For loose men.
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12/24/2015 8:52 PM

With tight women.

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12/24/2015 6:09 PM

Eau de Tin man.

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12/24/2015 10:06 PM

When WD-30 just ins't enough.
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12/25/2015 12:06 AM

"For that Man of Steel in your life"

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12/25/2015 12:40 AM

For those mornings when you wake up and realize you overdid it the night before!

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12/25/2015 6:19 AM

The older i get, the more likely i am to buy this product.

The older she gets........

1001 1002 uses.

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12/25/2015 8:28 AM

"When you care enough to scent the hairy beast."

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12/25/2015 10:07 AM

Werewolf's Deception 40. Keeps the werewolves at bay.

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12/25/2015 10:50 AM

For loosing those very rusty Chasity Belt bolts and locks....

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12/25/2015 4:55 PM

Everybody has it wrong. This isn't for men to dab on, it's for women to use.

Woman's Deception over 40: A little dab, and half of CR4 will follow you home!

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12/25/2015 10:24 PM

For the man with more than a just little rust to knock off...
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12/26/2015 7:08 PM

It's penetrating oil! - for use on all conceivable occasions!

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12/28/2015 12:57 AM

if your woman smokes after sex, use more lube.

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12/28/2015 7:47 AM

Superman, not all things are better when faster than a speeding bullet.

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12/28/2015 7:46 AM

Because WD-40 sounds better than Essence of Handyman

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12/28/2015 6:53 PM

Slick Willy's secret...
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12/30/2015 5:16 PM

A little of this under the cover will keep your tool lubricated.
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01/01/2016 2:51 AM

When SLICK 50 is just too expensive to give your favorite one.....
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When your partner smokes after sex, slow down and use more lubricant. ( old joke. )

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