Caption This for 6/10/16

A fine example of redneck engineering!

Joe the plumber really knows how to host a cookout!

(But it is pretty clever, when the ice melts, it extinguishes the fire!)

I had this idea I was running hot and cold on, BUT this is where it ended up.

Ha haa! And I haven't heard that one!

Thanks!

"..Here I sit all broken hearted.." said Mikerho #7. How about ...paid a penny and only....yes.

Sometimes I sits and thinks - methane - hmm - email to Martin Baker - I have an idea you might be interested in....'

Here I sit all broken hearted

Lit the charcoal and then I farted

Tried to grab just one cold beer

But I got rocketed into the atmosphere!

Does that work?

"About 2.4 billion people — or roughly one-third of the world’s population — still lack access to proper toilets, according to a report published Tuesday by the World Health Organization and UNICEF."

Well you gotta show 'em how to use it.....!

Buford T. Justice has a cookout. (From Smokey and the Bandit: "I'm gonna barbecue your @$$ in molasses!")

What it feels like After a night at the Mexican restaurant.

Hey neighbor! I don't know what you're cooking over there but it smells like s***!

I'm not cooking anything I'm just cleaning the grill and having a beer.

That's the hottest Chicken Phall I've ever had.

A private convenience.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIBTg7q9oNc

I always wondered how they made "sh*t on a shingle"....

Only one guy in the world could have Patent this and got away with it: Jeff Foxworthy.

For those cold winter mornings.

Well, with this model you won't need an electrically heated toilet seat for those chilly Winter days and nights.

But you might singe some hairs on the "valuables" if you stoke the fire too much.

Red neck multi-purpose house hold item.

"Well, THAT was a lousy cookout. The beer tasted like piss and the burgers tasted like crap."

(Sorry, I got nothing good this week.)

Definitely not manufactured by Weber.

Try Wang’s Special Marinade the next time you grill.

Remember our Motto:

Put a little “Wang” on your Meat !

Herb Kohler carries product diversification a bit too far.

Not many people may know who herb kohler is

Then they're missing out on the hilarity, n'est pas?

well ok, then I like to add,...

"The bold look of Kohler"

n'est pas n'est-ce pas

"No n'est-pas, only coco."

Come on.... EVERYONE knows Johnny Crapper invented the flush toilet.... RIGHT?????

ahhhh,... you mean Thomas Crapper?

Johnny was his boy. And Johnny likes to reminisce about all the wise things his father told him...

AND .... Contrary to widespread misconceptions, Crapper did not invent the flush toilet.

I believe the true inventor was Mr Wigglesworth.... but the term "I'm going to the Wigglesworth" never caught on. so I bid you au du

Thomas Crapper and his son

Thought that they had won

However Mr. Kohler

had just invented the two "HOLER"

Damn rhyme is stuck in my friggin head!

And it tough to find a word to rhyme with wigglesworth.

^{I did make up the inventor wigglesworth...}

Ever since Billy Bob joined "The Agency's Enhanced Interrogation Team" our prisoners have been begging for waterboarding.

"So Buford, tell me about your new grill... is it gas?

Buford- "sometimes."

Is this what they mean by the saying "lighting a fire under his a$$"?

File this under ''Gittin'-it-dun-wid-watcha-got''...( ? )

Reminds me of the old saying about stew: "Some like it hot, some like it cold, some like it in the pot nine days old."

"Don't forget to flush the fire before you leave the campsite."

Nothing special about this BBQ here. To me it looks........ bog standard !

Another Mexican cook-off.

This is where Satin goes number 2

Waitress: "And what would you like this evening sir?"

Man: "I'll have the American Standard!"

Waitress: "And what would you like this evening ma'am?"

Woman: "I'll have the baby back ribs with a loaded diaper (lots of extra sauce)!

Waitress: "Thank you, and I'll have those out to you in a flush... er flash!"