Caption This for 6/24/16

"Redneck elopement" by Darwin-Prize candidate?

George had an elaborate scheme to secretly meet his girlfriend.

... the plan was so elaborate he also catered for his quick escape in case he was caught in the act . . .

(is it just me or is there no spell checker anymore?)

No spel chequer on my toolbar (Firefox or Chrome, desktop or mobile). looks like it's gone.

EDIT: Yikes! Post I was replying to has vanished!

A split infinitive. How quaint.

No Gran'ma cheque either

Looks like a possible dangling participle to me.....

George just wanted to "play a round". Quite the swinger you know. I won't even go into him counting all his strokes.

"Hey Fred..pass me up a putter,will ya...I can't get out of this gutter with a 7 iron...!"

(I know nothing about golf...I've only hit two balls in my life,and that was when I stepped on a yard rake.)

Redneck ingenuity at it's finest! Love the front parking brake.

Those wheelchocks are NOT approved by either DOT or OSHA!

And here is Jim-Bob's patent application...

he's the pride of the town of Slippery Slope Holl'r, population: unincorporated.

A redneck rescue ladder truck. Designed by Red Green

When AI can figure out how to do stuff like this on its own that's when the human race is officially no longer needed here.

Love the naughty "double entendre" whether it was intentional or not (wink,wink).

Lucky to have a golf-cart. In my young working days I had to rely on a couple of house bricks as chocks.

On one occasions I was on a 50ft extension ladder and it slipped down the wall and I fell off.

I was not hurt at all - luckily it slipped when I was on the bottom rung!

oh, ya,... well when I was your age, we didn't have those fancy-dancy golf clubs where the head looks like a snow shovel. Or those fancy dancy golf balls that are guarantee to add 20-50 yards on your drive.

In my day, we had a rock and a stick.... and we were happy.

Greens Fees: $60

With a cart: $80

With a ladder cart: Priceless

....and his last words were...."....marry meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

and his last words were...."....marry meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

................ using his nose as a brake.....

Juliet: "Romeo, Your at the wrong house you idiot."

"Hmmm", thought McGuiver. "I have a golf cart, a ladder, a two by four and a cinder block. -- Using those I think I can get my ejector seat off of the roof!"

"Go, Go Gadget Golf cart"

"It's okay. I only need this until I can install my fall protection anchor point. "Safety First" I always say"!

When the paperboy through the paper on the roof he had to be called back.

That's one heck of a downhill lie

Another reason for me to dislike ladders!

As it turns out, Exhibit A at the trial was an image of a ladder on a golf cart, proving it to be the REAL inspiration for the song...

Husband: Honey, my golf cart is missing again. Did our son take it for another joy ride?

Wife: No I'm sure he didn't dear, he's out back painting the trim on the house.

Worst golf hole ever!

Augusta National Golf Club is redesigning its golf course for next years Masters Tournament.

It has awarded the contract to CGI Federal to design and change its course, as you can see on the No. 3 hole its well on its way.

CGI Federal has reassured Augusta that the work would will be within budget and on time for next years Masters.

...and the bedraggled husband responds,;

''But wifey dearest, I just did clean out the rain gutter yesterday, and it just does not need it again!!!''

They said I must take steps to reduce my handicap.