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Caption This for 7/15/16

Posted July 14, 2016 4:45 PM by LakeGrl

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07/14/2016 4:54 PM

When the master is away the cats will BBQ!

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07/14/2016 4:55 PM

Yes. They do in fact have real dog in these hotdogs.

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07/14/2016 4:56 PM

No. I have not seen your poodle.

Wanna stay for some hotdogs? I made them myself!

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07/14/2016 4:57 PM

Kitty: 1

Dog: Crisping up nicely.

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07/14/2016 5:57 PM

Those Weiner dogs will never use my litter box again.

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07/14/2016 5:58 PM

Those are some real hot dogs getting flamed by one real cold pussy!

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07/14/2016 6:16 PM

So that's why they have dogs....now it all makes sense....

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07/14/2016 7:35 PM

Who says cats don't like dogs?

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07/14/2016 7:36 PM

Del, didn't your doctor tell you to stay away from processed meats?

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07/14/2016 7:41 PM

Oh, come on, they're just mouse sausages. Yeah, that's it. Mouse sausages. Mmm-mmm. My favorite.

And no, I don't know where Fido is.

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07/14/2016 10:06 PM

Lets throw off the boots and have a BBQ.

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07/15/2016 2:51 AM

Ozone levels causing mutations at higher lattitudes.

Evidence from Canada shows the evolutionary trend.

(Sorry to the Canadians, but the deck chair in the background was too good to miss.)

It couldn't be CO2 sine that's only scaremongering!!

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07/15/2016 5:02 AM

Well trained Canadian pussy..

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07/15/2016 5:48 AM

How do you make a cat bark?

Pour petrol (gas) on it; wait for a spark.

WOOF!

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07/17/2016 11:32 PM

How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

Put it on a table saw - merroowwwooooo

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07/15/2016 8:12 AM

Dog-gone..its still hot!

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07/15/2016 8:13 AM

Now how does that saying go???

Cook a cat a hotdog and you feed him for a day. Teach a cat to cook....

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07/15/2016 9:21 AM

Alas! Poor Spot, poor Fido,I knew them well.

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07/15/2016 10:23 AM

...and when the steam comes out, I like to pretend it's their souls escaping. Bwa ha ha ...

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07/15/2016 10:27 AM

I CAN HAZ CHEEZEDOG?!

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07/15/2016 1:50 PM

Beat me to it, I was going to do a lolcat reference.

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07/15/2016 10:37 AM

Hey Tom! Bring the Ole Milwaukee..it just doesn't get any better than this!

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07/15/2016 3:01 PM

I told that mangy mutt if he did not stop with that "cat on a hot tin roof" stuff, we would have "dog over a hot fire".

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07/15/2016 10:19 PM

Hungry pussy needs a fork.

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07/16/2016 10:32 AM

That'll teach that dang Wiener Dog to screw with me while my Human Pets are away......

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07/16/2016 10:39 AM

Okay, I need someone's help translating this 'Ole Diddy into Cat-speak...

Del???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNddW2xmZp8

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07/17/2016 9:57 PM

Even with warning signs posted all over the campground about the feral cat population people just couldn't keep their food safe.

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07/19/2016 6:21 AM

I'm a bit late gettin' here... too busy cookin'
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07/27/2016 2:05 PM

Now, maybe just a liiiiiittle bit closer...

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07/27/2016 4:17 PM

The only good dog is a hot dog!

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