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Francie Honey, when you get those letters typed, the new pot of coffee made, the bosses newspapers bought and the men's bathroom toilet paper changed, can you please clean up the kitchen?

Thanks, Hon.

Some would say it's sexist, but it's a good one anyway.

HAPPY MEW YEAR.

Apples are better for you.

Milton...?

OK that's 3 pies and those are the same apples from a week ago, we need to start trimming medical benefits.....and let's start that intern program right away....Right Boss!

BURP........ Pardon me.

The words you do not want to hear in this situation?

All right, which one of you gnus ate the bacteria culture I left on the kitchen table?

Pie R not Square - Pie R round.

M R Not

C M itty bitty feet?

M R mice!

O U 8 1 2

There is an app for that apple.

Husband asking wife:

Where is my food.? Why you kept snake.?

DHAYANANDHAN.S

'Twas the night after New Years, and all through the house...

That is a very inefficient shipping container for a knife!

American Pie 0 - The prequal

Yet another symbolic brown bag (balloon) university demonstration; uncovering and restoring a Macintosh disc

After years of research on birthday cakes that are reported to contain no calories or fat scientist have finally developed a new lighter than air pie that is also fat and calorie neutral. One researcher did caution that over-consumption may cause gas.

Wow, that really was a pie after all. I thought it was the conference room ash tray with a cigar burning at both ends. Time for new glasses.

Now that I think about it, that resembles a lot of pie containers that have brought into my house. New equation : Pi R M M {good} =100%. The only thing that vanishes quicker than pie at my house: The Cool Whip I bought to top it with that the wife immediately sequesters to her chambers. Reminder: never challenge a female who is strategically holding a container of Cool Whip in one hand, and a large tablespoon in the other!

Caption: Sara Lee tests new substitute for Ex-Lax in corporate conference room! Mission accomplished. All subjects retired for the day early!

Sara Lee tests new substitute for Ex-Lax in corporate conference room! Mission accomplished. ......

.....I bet that's a load off her mind...!

Probably several loads!

James - a bit OT I know but back in the 40's and 50's Ex-Lax chocolate machines were on our railway stations.

There must have been something 'wrong' with the machine on our local station because (as kids) we found a 'damaged' penny got rejected and returned every time but on occasions somehow released the tray so that it could be pulled open to get to the chocolate bars.

We kept feeding the same penny in until we got lucky and had taken about a dozen bars before the machine emptied. We shared them out and ate them all in one go - not realising what they were..... it made us sick for ages. To this day I can feel the stomach ache and the 'runs' to the toilet. Never again!

Poetic justice you might say.

That's hilarious!!!

However, I won't share why that strikes a personal chord. :-)

Life is all about "lessons", you cheeky little thieves learned one the "soft" way! ROFLMAO!

James - ROTFLMAO - Yes, although in my case L should be an S (and it is not Soft).

Futher punishment followed. Not as a deliberate penalty imposed by other for getting caught, but by not being able to go out to play for about a week until my trousers had been washed and dried.

TMI.

Personel Dept. says this is the last Pot-Luck, next year we'll hire catering.

Uh, I don't get it.

That's because the dog got it!