Caption This: December 7, 2017

I'm totally helping you man, with the power of my mind !

ARGHHHH, this cliff is eating my arm!

I think that is where I was going with this.

The one-armed man getting away while nobody believes that the Doctor didn't kill his wife?

Precisely. The Doctor could not have killed his wife on this time line, as he was off tootling around in the Tardis light years, and thousands of years away when it happened. Even if he had gone back in time and appeared at the scene in time to do the dirty deed, he would have encountered the actual killer and have created a temporal paradox, or was that a pair o' ducks.

Mikerho: “oh no,... the one armed man is stuck up there on the rock,... how are we to get him down?”

p911: “that’s easy,... all you have to do is wave to him”

These hand waving arguments, just have to stop. I want that mathematical theorem on my desk by Monday, or it is no Christmas vacation for you, little bothersome graduate student.

I want the chemical kinetic differential equation for the following system in closed form solution:

A→B↔C (reads A give rise to B which gives rise to C, but C will establish a fluxional equilibrium with B at long time). The rate constants are k₁, k₂, and k₃, and K_eq = k₃/k₂. Maximum concentration of B occurs at X milliseconds. X:{50-150 milliseconds), depending on temperature.

B/C at equilibrium is 3. You may not use the value of K_eq (given) in the closed form solution.

This is what one of my professor/mentors presented me with right after I handed him the closed form solution utilizing Keq, about 6 hours before I was planning to drive from Salt Lake City, Utah to Sunnyvale, California for Christmas with wife's family, in 1977. I changed professors before I left town.

yes... good catch

Yes, that rock looks interesting. Pass it down to me.

No comment! Anything I say can be and will be used against me in a Court Of Law, whether it be sexual harassment or .....

sound of harp music..... video picture wave fade in, Video picture wave out... 45 years into the future court room.....

Rock: ",... Yes,... Spock is the one who groped me... I remember as though it was yesterday... it was a Tuesday."

Spock: " I object your honor, it was a Wednesday,....

• Winds out of South SouthWest at 7 MPH,...
• Temp 73ºF
• Dewpoint 21º
• Humidity: 75%
• Pressure 29.88 in
• UVIndex 0 (low)
• Sunrise @ Stardate 106148.1 @ 5:03:12 pM
• Sunset @ Stardate: 116727.2 @ 8:45:56 PM

That was the same day of Season 43 Episode 7 of 'The Big Bang Theory', The one where Sheldon's Clone Marries Wolowizc's robot... Your Honor,... It was Hilarious."

Are you sure that Spock is not (or was not) performing veterinary tests on the rock creature on Earth to see if she is pregnant? I believe they call that test a palpation test for the embryo. Why did he not don the proper protective gear from the rock creature's digestive tract?

If I push 'er any harder Captain, she'll blow apart!

Come back next week to see if our hero falls to his death......

.....a real cliffhanger

"Yes I'll be down soon, but, I've got to get a picture of this owl and woodpecker."

Kirk: "Scotty, Where's Spock?..."

Scotty: "I don't know Capt'n....We transported him down to the surface, and haven't heard from him since..."

Spock: "DAMIT, Why do I put my communications device on my left side..., I'm right handed for crying out loud..., but when I get out of this, I'm going to give Scotty a 'Vulcan Death Grip'. "

Outstanding!! The creativeness of the replies is really a great Christmas present to me.

"Get down from there, or I'll tell your Mum!"

"You probably can't see it from where you are, but I can see a good strong hand-hold up to your left....."..." I'll warm my hands while I wait"

Early Velcro product testing in progress...

David Letterman did it first

Nice! I really enjoyed that segment.

Ahh! My arm just got photoshopped!

And this is a Picture of Marty McFly in an alternative universe where Marty McFly could not have his 16 year old father George McFly and mother Linda have their first kiss at their 'Under the Sea' prom.

And because of it.... no other sequels of 'Back to the Future" was made. But Michael J Fox did go onto to become a very successful insurance salesman.

Stop! You're hugging the rock! You're an environmentalist... shift left to get to the tree before someone sees you!

Guy on the ground : "Stop, Spiderman, you forgot your costume!"

Guy on the rock : "Costumes are only for city Spidermen, Rain Forest Spiderman don't need no stinking costume."

Texas Rock climber.

Motto : Ropes are for sissies, just give me a guy at the bottom to catch me.

They don't have rocks in Texas.

...but they do have "Hold my beer, and watch this!"

''but Dad, the other guys in the climbing club will think I'm a big chicken if I go ''on belay'' this low on this climb...

Clever Dick is about to demonstrate the "no hands or feet" manoeuvre.

Can you get a move on? The tree got up there faster than you!

"If I just stay here long enough, I'll get to the top because the rock will get worn away under me."

"Naw, it'll be a lot faster if I just plant another tree underneath you."

You'll get there.......next time.

OW! Who put this rock in the middle of my break dance?

In order to be a truly great rock climber, you must be one with the rock. Like your left arm. Now try that with the rest of your body.

And see if you can find Harry. We lost him in there last week.

Harry is consumed with his hobbies.

After the destruction of the Death Star, Lord Vader took some time off for volunteer work to mentor youth. He is shown here (using the Force) teaching rock climbing with one of his more loyal students who had already taken his Beginning Light Saber course.

I just noticed MASTRSMTHs' comment 14 was quite similar to mine. Please send the forthcoming wave of "good answers" there.

Darwin award runner up

Wouldn't that be Darwin Award climber up?

... a case of the right hand not knowing what the left hand is doing....

Better Hurry up: look what happens to the slow guys in Stawamus:-

https://www.yelp.ca/biz_photos/stawamus-chief-provincial-park-squamish?select=s1_XrpExIC65nqlYGwfaAA