KrisDel's New Online Store?

I think the ELFGOGGLES belong to sb- no wait, he's a gremlin.

Nice find Dvader!

milo

He wouldn't happen to be related to these guys now, would he? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mogwai_(Gremlins)

Here's a working link to the Wiki article.

What you mean none of this stuff really works. Dam wish you would have told me sooner. I just maxed out my Paypal account.

Is that the reason for your glum expression, and why you drank too much Scotch?

OMG! Too much! The Hyper-Dimensional Resonator for time travel, looks a relabled lawn sprinkler!

I'm not sure, but perhaps Ragavan might be interested in buying one.

Read the write up. You wear it on your head and you spontaneously astral travel. Then it says that it plugs into 110Volts.

Yup, 110V into your head does tend to induce astral travel. Problem is getting back.

regards,

Vulcan

Schweet! For just US$500/-, you get your own personal portable electric chair time machine. And as for the problem of getting back, I secretly used the Force to manipulate the blueprints so that anyone who uses it gets sent back straight into the Cretaceous where my pet T-rex is waiting for his next meal, so I guess it's a non-issue after all.

Re-labelled lawn sprinklers are a natural consequence of failing to deal with a Reputable Provider, Offering truly Unique Products!

May I humbly offer the following device of destruction:

courtesy of Dr. Grordbort's website.

Weta NZ eh? I didn't know Peter Jackson was a business partner of KrisDel. Thanks for the heads up.

Absolutely LOVE the Hyper-Dimensional Resonator!

But for $500 you'd think they could at least package it in something other than a cheezy looking project box with really Bad labels out of a $2 label maker.

Thanks for the link DVader. I quietly placed it in my "Pseudo-science" favorites folder which seems to be growing at an Alarming rate lately.

Now with the help of the 'resonator' I can zip into the future and pick up some plans to help me complete my hyper drive, transporter and inter-dimesional shifting projects. Then take over the world and inject my own personal alternate time line.

Now if I can just find those pesky 1/4-20 x 1" hex head bolts I need then I'll be all set.

If you liked the featured site on this thread, you'll probably like this one as well. It's probably another KrisDel franchisee, going by the stuff it sells.

KrisDel's New Online Store?
No no no no no.
Our virtual emporium is far more subtle and exclusive.
To find it, just give your oil lamp _{(or Kris's nuts)} a quick rub.

I just wub the 'rubbing plate' on the Hyperdimensional resonator (time machine section).
It really needs to have a 'pissing on' plate too...damn, I've just given away the secret of the KrisDel^TM time machine.

Del

Sniff. None of this stuff can compete with the ordinary household left-sock teleport: an item of technology we are all familiar with and whose quantum functions have been suppressed from public knowledge.

I am not an expert in left-sock theory, but the basics run something like this: the teleport is a resonant cavity with spinning "particle" acceleration functions. By the (suppressed) law of quantum disentanglement, only pairs of items, such as socks and gloves, are affected. One of the pair is routinely teleported to an unknown destination.

I for one will be lining up at CERN when they get the big one running, to collect my missing items.

I must get back to work. I need to buy new socks... again!!

Hahaha, the UFO detector looks an awful lot like a stud finder.