Let Have Some Fun

But why the deaf man could not say the name either?

The disabled man said "Urggg.. Urggg… Urgggg……Hmmm……mmm"

Deaf people can't learn to speak, because they can't compare and repeat the sounds, and they don't know how a letter of the alphabet is supposed to sound. However they can speak when they became deaf after learning to speak, but their speech becomes distorted and loud with time, because they cant hear themselves (no feedback).

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Helen Keller proved that wrong being both blind and deaf. She learned to speak and even traveled across the country giving lectures.

Just say that he wants to buy hammer and nails . Why a blind man would need them is entirely another matter altogether .

Play a mean pinball?

Oh, you mean the deaf, dumb and blind kid, right?

Ok, now where is the "Fun" part?

At the male stripper show?

Hes blind, cant see...but can very well speak!! He simply asks for "a hammer & some nails", assuming ofcourse he is able to get the salesman's attention.

Anyone could go to a bar and get hammered and to a Del-the-cat house and get nailed

Sounds more like house of th' aurizon, son.

That's a good one Kris!

A contractor noticed that one of the carpenters building a house was throwing about every other nail away. He asked him "Why are you throwing those nails away?" The answer was "The heads are on the wrong end." "You idiot" yelled the contractor, "Those nails are for the other side of the house!"

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I was visiting a house restoration in a remote village, and they'd taken delivery of a septic tank. The thing sat amidst the piles of bricks, timber, vehicles etc, awaiting the day it could be interred. It was huge and spherical, with a fairly wide connection neck at the top. An elderly lady lived nearby, and out of curiosity/neighbourliness often toddled over to chat to the various people on site. One particular morning she was looking puzzled, and asked about this huge thing in the yard. Somebody explained (as polite as is possible) what the thing was for, but she looked back even more puzzled. "What? yer just fix the bog on top of the thing, 'n leave it thur fer all t' see? Ou the 'eck d'ya gerrup to it?"

OK, so tell me again just how this is supposed to be fun? Its OK to make fun of handicapped people if you preface it with "The above is merly for some discussion and some funs and nothing in concern to discrimate the disable people"?

Hey, lighten up will you? I'm permanently sealed up inside a black suit of armor, I breathe with the aid of an airpump, and I've had my arms and legs replaced by robotic prosthetics, and yet I have no objection to everyone here making fun of me about it.

Since the blind man can talk, he will just ask for a hammer and nails.

third disable man will tell salesman :" give me what you have what you haven to the first two" as he has heard what salesman replied to the queries of first and the second disable person

How long has it been since you found a hardware sales man that actually understood anything about hardware without having to explain what you wanted and how to use it?

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