World Starving Millions

The oil producing countries in the Middle East have trillions of dollars,the use it for evil activities rather than any thing good.

This would relieve the serious shortage of doorstops worldwide

Isn't 'fruit cake to spare' redundant?

When fased with a Fruit Cake, no matter how hungry I am, I am not really that hungry.

fruitcake [ˈfruːtˌkeɪk]n1. (Cookery) a rich cake containing mixed dried fruit, lemon peel, nuts, etc.2. Slang chiefly Brit a person considered to be eccentric or insane

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A 9 month plan it seems.

Who would perform the quality control on the fruit cakes? Some of the fruit cakes I have seen (and been given) could potentially be better used as weapons than as food.

If you sent them as gifts to the starving millions what is likely to happen is they will do exactly what everyone else does when they receive a home-made fruit cake, keep it unopened, make a note of who it came from and then give it away a year later to a different person. A bit like the Monty Python wife swapping sketch but with fruit cakes.