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Here is Engineering Humor Section

02/17/2013 4:45 AM

A married woman was filling up an application, where Name, Date of Birth, Native Place etc. to be filled. The 5th Question in the Application was Sex.

The Lady should have written as WOMAN. She wrote reply as "WOMAN" but struck it and written " I CANNOT REVEAL AS IT IS A PERSONAL AFFAIR."

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02/17/2013 7:52 AM

Did you know this woman personally? Was she your wife? Or maybe your girlfriend?

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02/17/2013 10:40 AM

Dear Usbport,

No. Neither wife nor girlfriend. I read in the AMUSING ANSWERS Column of a magazine.

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02/17/2013 10:30 AM

I am married now. I am not allowed to have a sense of humor.

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02/17/2013 10:32 AM

Along with the traditional F and M check boxes for the question of sex in any survey, I've always wanted a few more check boxes added: other, Y, N, and in the theme of this post MYOB.

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02/17/2013 12:59 PM

They need to add a box for "neutral" as in gay.

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02/18/2013 2:05 PM

M, F, H, InT....(In transition M to F or F to M)

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03/03/2013 11:10 AM

Or frequently, never (married), yes...

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02/17/2013 10:48 AM

A lady of my acquaintance when asked "sex? M of F", she wrote F and then made the note "I have not M'd in years".

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02/17/2013 4:28 PM

My ex-sister-in-law was applying to nursing school and after filling out all the paperwork, she came over to have her sister look over it all. After reading through it her sister (my ex) says, "Maybe you should put in the education part that you have an AA Degree in sociology.

To which my ex-sister-in-law replied, "Oh yeah! I forgot I had that."

And no she wasn't blond...
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02/18/2013 10:33 PM

1.) Name? Phoenix911

2.) Date of Birth? 9-13-60

3.) Address? US of A

4.) Race? Not today, too tired

5.) Sex? Yes please.

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