Caption This!

Beep! Beep!

You just can't fix stupid!

Damn, I shouldn't have gotten the round-trip ticket!

God, I continue to have great difficulty coming up with funny captions for these photos.

Did the man hit the back of his skull on the pier?

Looks awful close, and if he didn't was within inches.

God I hate that photo I've seen of the motorcross guy lost in the air as the bike went on. The one of the parachute airfoil on fire really disturbed me as well.

Some girl was telling me that when I walked into an open stairwell, and fell a story breaking my hip, hand and pelvis, it could be funny.

I told her, really, so far, I'd not found the humor in it.

"Our Test Pilot reports some control issues." -how's that?

Old story from early aviation when linemen pulled down on the prop to start the engine by turning the prop, engine,and getting the magnetos to spark fire the cylinders went in a telegram to base of operations: "Lineman fell into prop, send new prop."

Now thats much better. Infact I wish I'd have thought of it.

Man, chill, you are reading it in the wrong voice...
You gotta read it in the 'Droopy Dog' voice...then it's funny.
We all have our foibles, different styles atc.
Constantly up-beat can be just as wearisome... I mean there are even people who don't like my style! (yeah I know it's hard to believe)
Let's have room for everyone eh?
I hope you feel ashamed...you should go sit on the naughty step and think about what you've said.... I hope Tans' isn't too sad.
Del

I mean there are even people who don't like my style!

You have style! ......I mean.....You have style? see all in presentation

This is just an observation, but, Looks like a rope on the ACME rocketbike and its wrapping around on the guys left leg.

Do you see it?

And for the caption,

Jimmy "Rocketbike" Swenson will perform for the First Time Ever at "The Tommy Bartlett Show" here at Wisconsin Dells his Water jump on his RocketBike and in midair Transition to Waterskier behind his Rocketbike.

Take it away Jimmy!!!

I got to really looking at the picture and it looks like the rope runs all the way back to land to an anchor point. Perhaps to drag it out of the lake after the launch.

Now, judging by the angle of the bike, the ramp and the rope I think this guy is, at some point in time, going to be a candidate for the Darwin Awards. Because it looks like he ran out of rope and ramp at about the same time.

Great analysis and commentary JB, and we really have to give our camerman Al credit for that camera angle for getting that shot.

And this evaluation of Olympic "What You Can do on a Jet Bike" is a success, and we should see this in the 2012 summer games......what?....... Oh,... I see.... Thats 2012 Winter Olympic games.

Back to you JB......

Thanks Phoenix

I do have to say that he should get a pretty High score for that jump. The back flip from the leg hook on the rope is quite a difficult maneuver. The time and preparation alone to pull off a trick like this is phenomenal.

I think will be seeing a lt more efforts like this throughout the competition. Looks like "Mad Dog" Charlie Moses is setting up for his triple twist, neck popper, jump.

Let watch!

Back to you Phoenix...

Thanks JB, I had dinner with Mad Dog Chuck last night. I tell you, what an insprition....he was the youngest of 23 children his father past away at a young age so he had to quit school so his mother could get a GED and make a better life for them all.

He's a fighter JB, I'm putting my money on Mad Dog.

I'm Guessing you really are a fan of Mad Dog Since your sporting His Picture. He does have quite a diversified following.

Glad to see his Mom Finally got the diploma.

I have to say though I am a bit partial to "Speedy Pants" McFarland He seems to really be able to Hold it together at "crunch time". In last years event he did a spectacular 1 footed big toe stand on the left hand grip that just stunned the crowds into silence. Of course he wasn't able to make it to the finals but I can"t remember what took him out.

Any Idea there Pheonix? Oh and Where did he get that nick name?

Thanks JB,

The reason he didn't make the Finals because the judges disqualified him when they discovered he was wearing a hidden flotation device, which as you know is against the rules.

Where did he get that nickname, "Speedy Pants" McFarland?

Well it was from a steroid bust McFarland was involved in a few years ago. During the raid, McFarland went rabbit down the street and by the luck of the Irish, he blew right past Foggy McGuire, the sports agent while he was walking his dog, and Foggy immediately recognized the talent. He just had to find a sport that "Speedy" was good in, It came down to this or sequencized swimming, as always McGuire made the right choice. Nice to see the Irish working together, which is uncommon. Wow, you could make this story up, even if you tried.

And considering his recent disqualification, it goes to show, its hard to change an Irishman's old habits.

Aye I heard if ya don't have a lil Irish in ya Speedy would be happy ta give ya some.

Whats you take on our only female competitor, Lacy "Take a Peek" Seymore?

I here she has something special for this years event!

Seriously I am still laughing from that last one.

At any rate Ya gotta love Ernie and I got nothin to top that!

Laughin so hard I got tears runnin outta my eyes.

By the way YOU WIN!!!!

It was getting hard for me, and Its not the win that matters.....ah, yes its.

Great working with you JB....see you in 2012 games

p911

Quest for guidance

The first "Will - Be - Was".

So that's HHO!

They never show all now, do they?

I knew it was the Fonz - No way would Pinky Tuscadero try to jump over a cage full of sharks!

Let's see...... what was that drink that gave you wings?

Dude! Maybe I should have re-read those posts on this thread.

Rick Young performed his "Flying Hydro-Wedgie" trick at the 2010 X-Games and it went off without a hitch. But, due to a request by his sponsor YAMA Ribbons in Xiamen, China, there was one small string attached. The string was actually their now famous "Pink Ric Rac Ribbon" with Competitive Price and Fast Delivery, Used Instead of Bows on Gifts.

"...Ground Control to Major Tom

your circuit's dead, there's something wrong

Can you hear me, Major Tom?

Can you hear me, Major Tom?....."

_{With apologies to David Bowie.}

Famous last words "He guys watch this!!"

"....Rocket Maaaan

burnin' out his fuse

out here alone....."

_{With apologies to Elton John & Bernie Taupin.}

Our R&D department has an opening.

Homer Simpson quotes that just might caption this the bestest

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

I'm never going to be disabled. I'm sick of being so healthy.

The noble goal of technology is to do good for the human race.

Except on Saturday afternoons.

GM's New fuel efficient transportation testing...

Kris: "Help! Save me, Del! It never did this in the bath!"

A "FOOL" and its rocket bike are soon parted.

NHTSA Lawyer to Supreme Court: "It is clear that the OEM of the vehicle is negligent and should have foreseen this type of potential use. If a seatbelt had been installed..."

Slightly Used Bicycle - $10

Homemade Rocket - $50

Vehicle Retrieval Rope - $5

An endless supply of test subjects, courtesy of "America's Toughest Sherriff"... priceless

On tonight's episode of Jackass.......

I really hope a pink jumpsuit and converse sneakers isn't the last thing I ever wear.

I thaut I taw a puddy tat.

I tried to make a speedy exit from this thread on my jet bike and look what happened.
Del

The banana skinned ramp was causing some minor problems.

Unemployed ≠ Expendable

Look Ma no hands!

oh,...ok....ok...queit....ok....queit, queit....I have this idea for a show.....it's fantastic, see......never ever been done before.........see.......but, I can only do it one time........

OK, next run we will use a seat belt. From there I think we can attach the wings!

"Where's Evil Knievel when you need him?"

Gone down the pub with Awful Kinawful?

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Cell Phone Usage Major Cause Of Rocket-Bike Mishaps, Study Reveals

NEWSFLASH: Alien Bike Overlords seen fishing for sharks!

Physics by Mythbusters

Let's go fly a bike
Up to the highest height
Let's go fly a bike
And send it soaring

Up through the atmosphere
Up where the air is clear
Oh, let's go...fly a bike!

HillyBillie Jim is an inventor. That was one of his failed experiments for him to walk on water.........

And heres one of his more sucessful ones.

that's incredible... I'd run too if that boat was going to land on me, but at my age, i'm not sure I could run fast enough to stay on top, or get out of the way. BillyJim is Gawd.

heres the original..... Had to censer it first Now rated PG

Very good cartoon.

Only Men's mags would paper publish it. Mad needs a boost.

Probably a cold day in Hell before the New Yorker would do it.

Funny Jesus jokes and killings if Mohammed was shown dancing in a bear costume?

Great picture!

Merry go upside down

Is it so complicated you must persist?

What has it been forever plus alittle? What must apprehension?