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The new "Tough Love" slide from Ronco-Matic. Guaranteed to get kids to clean their room!

As the centuries passed the Morlocks became more adept at harvesting the Eloi.

Been fiddlin' with the time machine again, eh?

With political-correctness gone mad, parents have had to resort to other means to maintain control of their children...

"Johnny be good or else we will take you to the park for......a slide!"

Its the "biggest loser" playground... Next Gen weightloss for kids... euphemistically call the McSlide.

Here's two that come to mind....

It's the year 2525 and kids are no longer "grated" in school but it's now being done out at the playground.

-or-

Literally, an easier way for your couch potato kids to "shave" off those unwanted pounds.

Willy Wonka's new Supper Slide Grater, first test run....oh oh!... STOP the MACHINE!!! OK...which Oompa-Loompa though it would be funny to run the children through the Supper Slide Grater?!

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Note:

Willy Wonka's "Supper Slide Grater" is not a product of Kris-Del inc.

A cheezy example of entropy.

A very brave young Nathan demonstrates the latest KrisDel^TM weight loss system to fascinated onlookers.

I always wondered where fast food restaurants get their chicken strips...

Little Quentin finally understood his engineer uncle's need to fully define and plan every aspect of his life.

Scraping the bottom (of the bareass?)

I know they said school budget cuts hurt kids, but....

The new "Modest Proposal" playground by Jonathan Swift.

Would this be used only in Ireland?

I am ShakespeareTheEngineer and I approve this comment.

Alright for you hamburgers we have American cheese, blue cheese, cheddar cheese, and...JIMMY GET OFF THE SLIDE!!!

Timmy used to think there was nothing more painful than a slide that had been baking in the hot sun.

After running out of old people, the Soylent Corporation had to find a new source for their raw materials.

Soylent Green is people! We've got to stop them somehow!

NOOOOOOO BILLY! Thats the bacon slide!

On our children's menu today: Kid's tacos

Young sandwich maker entrepreneur gets a little behind in his orders.
Del

Oh, grate. How am I gonna explain this one?

Grate advances in cutting edge playground technology.

Yet another person falls victim to a faulty accelerator.

Sometimes youl have to suffer for the grater good....
Del
Hmmm does that make sense? ...whatever... (insert 'shrug' emoticon here)

So what?

No skin off MY rear end!!

"Don't go down the slide head first, Johnny, or you'll make head cheese."

Functional art gone too far

Health and Safety inspector lies awake all night worrying ...
"...I hope they got that sheet steel the right way up..."

Del

The result of a question "Send me a grate project for final year"

mail me at lazy_fat_bum@xxx.yyy.zz

What I said was, "The last one was great, now make me that's one even greater."

Billy!!! You'll mess up your new shoes!

Report just in that a young girl went down the slide and it disaster.
Del
_{(for anyone viewing in black and white, that's a pun... "diss-arsed-her")}

It slices, it dices, it juliennes, and is Grate fun for all.

Then New and Improve model of the birthday spanking machine............

Recall Notice:

Models with the last 8 digits in the serial number ending from 00000001 through to 89905743 due to a defective tunnel slide.

Children go in and never come out.

A disgruntled Ronald McDonald launches his revenge.

Health and Safety inspector lies awake all night worrying that children are getting hurt sliding at the playground. While watching his wife prepare vegetables he gets a grate idea on how to slow the children down on the slide.

Now I know what I can do with all this government cheese.