Caption This!

O.K., O.K.... go ahead and play through!

Sheesh, that guy is grouchy like a griz! It's just a game!

Hungry? Why wait...Grab a Snickers!

Well.....I guess we're a threesome now...

... and the two faster guys will make the new 'Twosome'!

I PLAY GOLF TO RELAX........ANY QUESTIONS?

That's a gimme, right?

...I'm gonna take a mulligan on that shot.

Wolf in a sheep coat ..ah..sorry tiger in a bear coat.

The angry grizzly bear coat is totally not as effective as the innocent sheep coat trick at catching prey unaware.

Aw c'mon fellas it's only me ! It's Blink ! I'm back !

Bear with me a moment on this, will ya?

I'm no golfer, but wood Tiger do that?

I just gotta do it... Yes! Mama Bear and Goldilocks and Li'l Red Riding Hood BUT Baby Bear got away... through the back door.

Bill

Guy with red shirt & stick, to his other two mates: "Watch me bend this putter around the grumpy old bastards' head!

"What's the point of running? You can't run faster than a bear."

"No.... But, I can run faster than you."

Wall street traders day out cancelled due to bear market fears.

.........and you complained about the windmill on the last hole!

Every since PETA got the equal rights passed for animals things just aren't the same at "Wide World of Sports".

This is the clubhouse.

Kayaking

Surfing

but it sure made it interesting

p911

Latest Headline:

Bears! No Longer Just America's Greatest Threat!

"Well, I think I will take the stroke penalty for that one and give myself a birdie!"

And the animals decide to do a little encroaching of their own!

I told you not to make him angry!!

So much easier when we took this land from the Indians (Native Americans),a little whisky was all it took. What do we give this guy?

Reality dawned.....it was not Benedict making that noise.

I wonder if the bear could be even worse publicity for golf than the Tiger? Naw.

I've heard of Tiger Woods: but, Bear Woods?

And what was the bear doing in the woods...?

If you go down to the woods today
You're sure of a big surprise
If you go down to the woods today
You'd better go in disguise.

For every bear that ever there was
Will gather there for certain, because
Today's the day the Teddy Bears have their picnic.

Every Teddy Bear who's been good
Is sure of a treat today.
There's lots of marvelous things to eat
And wonderful games to play.

Beneath the trees where nobody sees
They'll hide and seek as long as they please
'Cause that's the way the Teddy Bears have their picnic.

If you go down to the woods today
You'd better not go alone
It's lovely down in the woods today
But safer to stay at home.

For every bear that ever there was
Will gather there for certain, because
Today's the day the Teddy Bears have their picnic.

Picnic time for Teddy Bears
The little Teddy Bears are having a lovely time today
Watch them, catch them unawares
And see them picnic on their holiday.

See them gaily gad about
They love to play and shout;
They never have any care;

At six o'clock their Mummies and Daddies,
Will take them home to bed,
Because they're tired little Teddy Bears.

Putt-Putt Return To Fame Marketing Test #1

---Fail---

Jack Nicklaus (AKAThe Golden Bear)

must have missed a short putt.

you see teddy, you have to avoid humans as much as possible, but they are a cowardly bunch.

we believe this is there mating ritual, when their about to go in rut.

See how they take flight when you approach them.

I TOLD you people to stay off my lawn! Now your gonna get it!

They told me this was a bear of a course but I had not idea they meant this!!!

Awright, which one of you guys told your wife where we were playing!?

The foursome ran back to the club house with a bear behind.

Oh yea, well I'll show you what bears do in the woods!

I think he found your ball.....

I think the most fitting caption is .......

Holy $#!? Lets get the %@*^ outta here!!!!

"Roger can be such a bear when he loses."

Yep, a tiger can't hide his stripes.

Hi Ky,

I was going to comment same.But where are tigresses?.

I bearly mised the hole

PEbobimm

My balls over here, we'll let him get the flag.

What happens when a Tiger and a Bear meet in the woods?

It's not the Bear, Jim just farted.
Del

'Ullo Del, me'thinks yer new name should be 11K, regards from Africa.

but 11k is so yesterday

Well OK, at least its post Y2K.

No, John, it's your turn to putt. You're still out.

Bill's transformation capability and poor putting ethics always made him difficult to pair up for the charity event. But Bill always brought out the best in the contributors.

Dam it Jim,

I told you to never talk about Global warming or Al Gore to this guy.

I am no Tiger...y wood u run away!

I bearly missed the hole!!!!!!!!!!!

Quick! What does the rule book say about a moving hazard?

Bob: "Fred!!! Are you crazy! Don't run...you can't outrun a bear!"

Fred: "Bob, you don't understand...I only have to outrun you...."

Don't run! I hear they love Chicken.

First it was TIGER Woods, now we have to Bear with this!