Caption This for 08/05/11

Magic smoke emanates from a Photoshop press.

Dat thong don't go with dem shorts, fool!

IT'S A MONG!!!

Well... Everything seems to be in order. The Lyndoor^TM indoor smokulation multispectrum Uncapulator Unit is purring like a kitten, as you can see, The Jabulation Control valve signal is well within range.

Hey, When were all done here, you wanna go hang out in my van?

After verifying his ladder logic, the programmer realized to late, that Iran had struck back with "Stuxnet - Part Deux" for Rockwell products.

<to the marketing department>

aaaaaand your fired..........NOW!

OH GOD NO!!! Not another stupid safety video.

"Billy forgot to close the safety doors before turning on the main power. Oh my, Billy has a problem. And where is Billy's PPE and BVD? What should Billy do now?"

"This expensive safety video has been made by the Business Industrial Network. A group of guys that barely understand how to use Photo-shop with public domain images."

_{It just numbs my brain to know that management cares this much about my lawyer.}

No wonder it doesn't work - you let the smoke out!

And you never get that smoke back in by crackey.

Jack's cold fusion went up in smoke, and the Quality Engineer just gave a cardboard stare.

Results Report here.

OK Doorman, your WattSucker GL-6 is working at half capacity. Just a few more tweeks and she will be ready to go on sale to the public!

Kris wondered again if letting the Cr4wlSpace Crew use the KrisDel™ Time Machine was a good idea.

When he caught the Cat, Kris would tell the toxophilic feline to quit testing his bows on the company laptops and hoping no-one would notice the cardboard replacements.

But first he needed to work out where he'd left his smart red Coat and Tail....

Richard Handl: "Well, that seems to work. Now what do I want for dinner?"

After spending his teenage years making bongs out of assorted fruit and other sundry items, Rocky goes on to his biggest challenge yet.

Dude..................check this out!!!!!!!!

Tell me again how i can't take the afternoon off!

Just like my ole 84 toyota, two days ago. It was built with one rod to many. It throwed it out in the street and left a hole for the smoke to get away and I lost it all.

After years of struggling to keep up with demand, the installation of the Woo Woo Automatic Dim Sum Cooker solved the problem at the Hard Wok Buffet.

After my boss caught me on my cell phone he told me I had better get over there and get that damn machine smoking .... so ..... I did!

_{Maintenance Tech:} "Hey! I took PLC Programming in school 10 years ago, I can handle this new machine!"

_{Plant Manager:} "Aaaa, maybe a PLC Training refresher course is worth the money."

This is EXACTLY why the test bed (pilot plant) process works out!

Before management, along with the board of directors, goes ahead and invests millions and or billions on a potential project, or on a bankable feasibility study, you've just got to work out the bugs or potential unseen problems out of the system beforehand, at a fraction of the total cost.

Open, then Close Windows before clicking Start.

Just say no to smoke and crack

Don't worry about it, Boss! I've sent my Crack Mechanic!