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Caption This for 09/09/11

Posted September 08, 2011 4:45 PM by Kaplin


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09/08/2011 8:21 PM

Recently unearthed skeletal remains of a transformer (possibly Autobot)

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09/08/2011 9:08 PM

DISTROY ALL HUMANS.

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09/08/2011 9:22 PM

Meet Dorkus Unpopulairus - He can design a large model of a human head from computer parts but the best he can do for a hat is a neon green visor. Do not approach. He rarely plays well with others.

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09/13/2011 3:58 PM

Have a GA from me, but there's no way I would have noticed you went back to school 'till you said so .

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09/15/2011 8:13 PM

For two years I was actually a blog author here at CR4, so when I posted that, it was to let readers know that the content that I had already scheduled to post wouldn't get the close to immediate response as it did when I was working for GlobalSpec.

It has been two years, so I guess it is time to change my footer!

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09/09/2011 12:57 AM

Well, it all started when I mentioned to Ram Boy over there that I was having problems with short term memory.

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09/09/2011 1:03 AM

its life Jim, but not as we know it!

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09/09/2011 1:36 AM

I'm in control of the off button! I can stop at any time!

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09/09/2011 1:44 AM

Just another Saturday in the GlobalSpec parking lot with Roger Pink.

Can you hear me now?

Can you see me?

Do you even know I'm here?

Why are you attacking me?

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09/09/2011 2:03 AM

tHis Pikshur Suks>

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09/09/2011 2:12 AM

can you get Bloomberg on this?

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09/09/2011 4:06 AM

Is this the prototype KrisDelTM version of Mr. Data? Curious minds need to know....

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09/09/2011 5:55 AM

So Macs are good for something!

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09/09/2011 7:51 AM

Watson, shmatson. THIS is a real computer brain.

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09/09/2011 10:50 AM

The best way to get ahead is through continuous hardware upgrades.

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09/09/2011 10:53 AM

The best way to get ahead "a head" is through continuous hardware upgrades.

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09/09/2011 11:42 AM

...and the KGOTO* award goes to....

(* Keen Grasp Of The Obvious)

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09/09/2011 5:53 PM

Darth Vader wannabees B3WAR3

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09/10/2011 12:19 AM

"Why' YES' we have an app. for that...... Please hold on for one second......... No.Sir....... Were'e so sorry..... we don't seem to be able to provide an app. for anything like that."

P.S. to the artist who created this conceptual piece of art - Kudos!!!

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09/10/2011 2:03 AM

Cyberdyne T001 Terminator protype fails

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09/10/2011 3:55 AM

To think 9 Gigabyte ago he was only a twinkle in a monitor.

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09/10/2011 7:59 AM

stare into my eyes, you will never look away! Brouhaha....

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09/10/2011 8:01 AM

now if there was only something worth looking at......

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09/10/2011 11:37 PM

Moose Steve Melito, I am your father!

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09/12/2011 1:31 PM

No, I don't do windows.

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09/13/2011 9:43 AM

"Hi, I'm Roger and I'm here voluntarily; the two valves on my head helped a lot to relieve mostly all hot air from my head, but I keep my helmut as a relic, now I'm into designing normal size headwear, like this sober green visor... I call it the holly molly wacko-molly... compresis narebus Joven salutat !!!"

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09/13/2011 10:40 PM

Um, so you're SURE it's an informational kiosk for the latest internet connectivity device from a brand new company call "Skynet"...?

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09/14/2011 1:54 AM

You want blue eyes?..............I'll reboot in windows!

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09/14/2011 8:58 AM

How Mac got ahead

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09/26/2011 11:30 PM

Found the keybord, but where the heck is the mouse? S.M.

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