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That guy from the Learning Channel with all the kids needs the DELUXE BIKE RACK when he takes all the kids on a bicycling vacation.

Doorman's 'Chick Magnet' is finally perfected...

Well, the attraction discriminator need a little fine tuning, but I'm getting there!

Gelletti and Spaghetti the would-be bicycle thieves could not believe they were pulled over and arrested as they attempted their getaway out of NYC on the 278.

They were sure they had all their bases covered.

If I told those kids once, I told 'em a hundred times: Stay off my driveway or I'm confiscating your bike.

_{/Dang well better stay off my lawn, too!}

Sensing it would put a dent in profits, the auto and oil industries team up to respond to New York City's new "bike rental" program.

No, No, No. 26 miles on one bike, not 26 bikes for one mile.

No, no, the lyrics are "in Beijing"

Thank you for the link. What a lovely song, voice and girl.

OK, everybody out and make sure you only take your bike.

"Bike only" lane be damned!!

I'm telling you man - We'll make millions once we get to Holland.

Like the new hairstyle on the van? It's a bit 50s... maybe I should go more Afro?
Del

"Boris bikes". Boris' hair. Whatever....

This is what happens when you ignore the signs warning "Road closed due to Tour De France"

After reading about EMPs and the end of the world on CR4, I got worried that the tinfoil hats I crafted for the family wouldn't be effective, so I quit my my job and got to work on this awesome Faraday cage.

Bubba tries his hand at "re-cycling".......

Buck LaHoof, Director of Product Dismemberment, proudly introduced the next and obvious iteration of the Flip-A-Flip Tractor. "We are the only North American manufacturer to bring what we learn from the track into our mainstream consumer products", he said earlier today. "This amazing product was discovered quite by accident", he said, noting that accidents have created many products that benefit so many people. "This is what happens when you think outside the box!" he beamed. "We are developing products that our customers will never know they need until they see them. Our goal is to create a global mania, similar to what BrApple has done with consumer electronics", he said and adding, with a wink, "keep your eyes peeled, you ain't see nothing yet!"

The neighborhood bike thief could be a little less obvious...

I heard it was bike to work day and I really wanted to impress everyone.

The other side of the van says, "FREE CANDY."

Updated version of, "The Grinch Who Stole Christmas".

He's probably going to hook all of these bikes up to a generator and use migrant workers to pedal them for less than minimum wage.

And you all thought he was dumb!

Re. Re-Cycling: 4726 scrap 'bikes = One Super-de-Luxe 4WD GAS-GUZZLER!

You know Ethel one more kid and were going to need a bigger van!

Nonsense, we'll get under that overpass just fine, I'll just put the "petal to the metal".

Re-cycled Van

In the day of extreme bike specialization - -

Let's see now - I have a road bike for flat lands, a road bike for climbing, a road bike for time trials, a road bike for casual group rides, a bike for commuting, a bike for.... and so on for ten minutes, then - oh no, I forgot the mountain bike for muddy rides!

Bikes do wear out eventually when used for purposes they weren't designed for.

it's nice that he bought his bike from a real brick and mortar store.

See I told you that big electromagnet on the roof would take out that high school bike gang!