Caption This!

The Island of Doctor Moreau?

Is this like animal cross-dressing?

AP wire; A pair of zoo workers were arrested monday after zoo officials began getting bizarre reports of strange animals wandering the Park...after extensive investigation it was discovered that a pair of Artists were sneaking into the Park nights and placing papier mache' creatures at random locations as a performance art stunt...The budding Artists admitted paying off the zoo workers with hallucinogenic drugs who seemed to have no knowledge of the extra animals....

The African Black Rhino is known to be inherently ornery and aggressively challenging towards strangers. such as man, when it feels threatened, while it's cousin the White Rhino is noticeably more a docile and accepting creature.

White Rhino breeding program produces unexpected results

It's amazing what Viagra can do for the animal kingdom!

Who's your daddy?

"I'm telling you I'm a zebra! That thing, its just a beauty spot.. Please don't poach me"

No flies on him

"Well if these crazy stripes work to keep the flies off the zebras...."

Yes that's all well and good, but what do you get if you cross an Elephant with a Rhino?
Elephino *
Del
_{*('hell if I know' If I have to explain then it's not funny)}

I am not sure whether it is real or graphics but they have cross bread lion/tiger(liger), tiger/lion(tigon) etc long back.I wonder whether they tried buffaloe/cow, bull/buffaloe, sheep/goat,goat/sheep,mule/horse,horse/mule,donkey/mule,mule/donkey etc to create new hybrid species with special qualities like more milk,meat,strength or less prone to usual diseases of each species.

The mule crosses can't happen. Mules are almost always congenitally sterile, one of the reasons they're so popular as draught animals.

Mules are the result of horse/donkey interbreeding - with horse mothers.

That's just not funny Rose.
I assiduously read that whole Wiki article waiting for the punchline.
Caption? More like Cr4ption.

Del
(Kris made me say it)

Oh stop muling, Cat. If my mate P and I want to discuss FI Hybrids, just you go play with a feather...

_{Better still, go and give my superb caption which links into a recent Engineering News stories a GA}.

Are the mothers so horse that they can't say NO!?

This technique will be a very useful tool for scientific research and produce/create new species of genetically modified animals in labs,zoos etc and release into the wild.

Beefalo is what they call the hybrid between American Bison and the cow. Many of strange looking creations there. Here's one.

Zach, where did you say you bought the semen for our artificial insemination program again?????????

This should mess up their data with stripespotter.

Please sit down son. Mommy has some explaining to do. When I was young, I thought all of the boy animals on the savannah wanted to be with me because I was smart and funny..........................I made some bad decisions.

Yes, I am a true Oakland Raiders fan!

LynDoor™Industries Full Body Vinyl Rhino Wraps^® (SPF 60) are so realistic that they can fool even a Zebra mother's keen eyesight.

And they are as supple as a newborn's skin.

Who/what bred who/what here?

That is just scary!

Humph... Doolittle this his idea of fitting in?

Does this outfit make my butt look big??

Intergration results...

The original Rhino Liner