It's Alive! There's Magma on the Moon

The Moon still having a molten core is kinda fits with the report that the later moon landings' shocks were detected by earlier sensors and the description I read somewhere that the moon "rang like a bell" (and therefore must be a hollow metal sphere...now that bit's less believable)

I've slept on this and realised that the vibrations had to be caused by the dropping of the lid to a soup tureen

"Moonquakes detected by seismic sensors installed during the Apollo missions support the notion of recent activity on the moon."

This was to be expected. We have been warned...

It will end in tears....

Somewhere some place some eco para scientist is working on a theory linking it to global warming so he can get a multi million dollar grant from the government to do "further research".

I'll contribute, as long as we only raise enough for a one way trip...